{"id":840,"date":"2010-11-25T09:03:39","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T08:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=840"},"modified":"2012-02-11T07:45:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T06:45:58","slug":"ein-zwei-nasedaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=840","title":{"rendered":"Ein Zwei – nasedaj!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nasedaj okam\u017eit\u011b do \u010cerven\u00e9ho trpasl\u00edka! Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 cesta na II. v\u00fdjezdn\u00ed zased\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1gus.cz. Pos\u00e1dka ve slo\u017een\u00ed V\u011bdec, Betla, Ver\u010da, Matou\u0161 a NP pr\u00e1v\u011b m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed do dalek\u00e9ho Berl\u00edna za v\u00e1gus velvyslankyn\u00ed KZ.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1stupn\u00ed man\u00e9vr se neda\u0159\u00ed \u2013 ka\u017ed\u00fd pochop\u00ed \u010das i m\u00edsto odjezdu jinak. Se zna\u010dn\u00fdm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm se vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed i p\u0159esto, \u017ee NPy\u0159in je opil\u00fd a smrd\u00ed a nikdo vedle n\u011bj nechce sed\u011bt.
\nV B\u00f6hmen sv\u00edt\u00ed slunko; v Reichu nehor\u00e1zn\u011b ch\u010dije, voda zaplavuje pole a na d\u00e1lnici je v\u00fdluka. NPy\u0159in zvrac\u00ed na malebn\u00e9 n\u011bmeck\u00e9 n\u00e1vsi.
\nPos\u00e1dka zji\u0161\u0165uje, \u017ee v Reichstagu maj\u00ed ob\u0159\u00ed trycht\u00fd\u0159, ve kter\u00e9m vyr\u00e1b\u00ed n\u00e1cky. Rovn\u011b\u017e nav\u0161t\u011bvuje kulturn\u00ed centra Tacheles a Tommyhaus, aby v\u0161em uk\u00e1zala, jak se to d\u011bl\u00e1. (Co? Cokoliv! Rozum\u00edme v\u0161emu.)<\/p>\n

DREI VIER \u2013 NOCH EIN BIER!<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159edt\u00edm ale na\u0161e hv\u011bzdn\u00e1 crew kontroluje stav proslul\u00e9ho berl\u00ednsk\u00e9ho opevn\u011bn\u00ed a pozorn\u011b okoukne konkurenci na Flohmarktu (tak\u00fd p\u011bkn\u00fd stuff jak\u00fd vyr\u00e1b\u00ed oni<\/a> ale samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nikdo nem\u00e1). Po h\u0159e na hon\u011bnou v pam\u00e1tn\u00edku Holocaustu (j\u00e1 se mezi t\u011bmi kv\u00e1dry nehonila, j\u00e1 ne, to NP na v\u0161echny bafal a ostatn\u00ed d\u011blali vl\u00e1\u010dek) jednomu vyhl\u00e1dne, na Unter den Linden ov\u0161em ne\u017eij\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00ed Turci. Na Postdamer Platzu ne\u017eij\u00ed lid\u00e9 u\u017e v\u016fbec. Ob\u010derstven\u00ed na Oranienburgerstrasse se schvaluje.<\/p>\n

F\u00dcNF SECHS \u2013 \u017d\u00c1DN\u00dd SEX!<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u00fdjezdn\u00ed zased\u00e1n\u00ed je toti\u017e v\u00e1\u017en\u00e1 v\u011bc, na pras\u00e1rni\u010dky nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010das. Je t\u0159eba otestovat dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00e1rku kebabu\/falafelu. D\u016fkladn\u00e9mu testov\u00e1n\u00ed se ale dost\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm d\u011btsk\u00e9mu h\u0159i\u0161ti na Museumsinselu \u2013 pos\u00e1dka ud\u011bluje 1 s hv\u011bzdi\u010dkou. V Museumsgesch\u00e4ftu os\u00e1dku obdaruj\u00ed (jak jinak) plak\u00e1ty zcela vystihuj\u00edc\u00edmi ideu v\u00e1gus.cz (Keine Hure! Kein K\u00f6nig! Kein Gott!). Redakce v\u00e1gus.cz opl\u00fdv\u00e1 kreativn\u00edm my\u0161len\u00edm, proto plak\u00e1ty ihned p\u0159em\u011b\u0148uje na dechov\u00e9 n\u00e1stroje a zbytek dne piln\u011b nacvi\u010duje v ulic\u00edch \u010d\u00edslo na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed v\u00e1gusfest. Dechov\u00e9 n\u00e1stroje se v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b pot\u0159eby daj\u00ed p\u0159em\u011bnit na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 me\u010de, co\u017e se v trpasl\u00edkovi v\u017edy m\u016f\u017ee hodit.<\/p>\n

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SIEBEN ACHT \u2013 GUTE NACHT!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mnoho dal\u0161\u00edho na\u0161i hrdinov\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b vid\u011bli, mnoho dobr\u00e9ho ochutnali, mnoha dobr\u00fdm lidem poradili. Ale ji\u017e se zase navr\u00e1tili, proto\u017ee kde by bez nich byla Praha??? Aha?<\/p>\n