{"id":845,"date":"2010-12-05T19:42:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T18:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=845"},"modified":"2011-05-24T12:48:13","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T11:48:13","slug":"wagusleaks-1-dagestani-weddings-are-serious-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=845","title":{"rendered":"W\u00e1gusLeaks 1: Dagestani weddings are serious business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2010\/12\/05\/wagusleaks-1-dagestani-weddings-are-serious-business\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/sheepshead.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sv\u011btem h\u00fdbe skand\u00e1l se zve\u0159ejn\u011bn\u00edm hromady diplomatick\u00e9 po\u0161ty a ani redakce V\u00e1gus.cz nez\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 pozadu. Stejn\u011b jako Guardianu, NY Times a n\u011bkolika dal\u0161\u00edm pochybn\u00fdm pl\u00e1tk\u016fm okresn\u00edho v\u00fdznamu, i n\u00e1m byla serverem <strong>WikiLeaks<\/strong> s\u00a0p\u0159edstihem zp\u0159\u00edstupn\u011bna cel\u00e1 datab\u00e1ze, abychom z\u00a0n\u00ed pro v\u00e1s mohli vybrat ty nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u0161peky.<\/p>\n<p>Zapome\u0148te na Koreu, rakety z\u00a0\u00cdr\u00e1nu i velvyslance vyt\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed pliv\u00e1tka v\u00a0OSN. V\u00a0t\u00e9hle kauze jde p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm o to, <strong>\u017ee n\u00e1s n\u011bkdo nepozval na spoustu skv\u011bl\u00fdch mejdan\u016f!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Ka\u017ed\u00e9ho ur\u010dit\u011b nakrkne hlavn\u011b depe\u0161e \u201eKavkazsk\u00e1 svatba\u201c odeslan\u00e1 v\u00a0\u010dervenci 2006 z\u00a0americk\u00e9 ambas\u00e1dy v\u00a0Moskv\u011b. Jej\u00ed anonymn\u00ed autor v\u00a0tomhle poutav\u00e9m vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed nav\u00e1zal na tradici spisovatel\u016f-diplomat\u016f a s\u00a0netu\u0161en\u00fdm smyslem pro humor vyl\u00ed\u010dil svou \u00fa\u010dast na jedn\u00e9 typick\u00e9 dagest\u00e1nsk\u00e9 svatb\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Veselka syna m\u00edstn\u00edho klanov\u00e9ho bosse Gad\u017eiho Macha\u010deva fakt musela st\u00e1t za to. Cel\u00e1 ta\u0161ka\u0159ice trvala tradi\u010dn\u00ed t\u0159i dny a t\u0159i noci a \u00fa\u010dastnili se j\u00ed sam\u00ed mil\u00ed Kavkazan\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/foto_hoste.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/foto_hoste.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"374\" height=\"226\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>Luxusn\u00ed party pot\u0159ebuje luxusn\u00ed hosty&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/foto_outfity.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/foto_outfity.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"374\" height=\"226\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>&#8230; luxusn\u00ed outfity&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/foto_catering.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/foto_catering.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"374\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>&#8230; i luxusn\u00ed catering.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Do ob\u0159\u00ed rezidence na b\u0159ehu Kaspick\u00e9ho mo\u0159e se krom\u011b dal\u0161\u00edch stovek host\u016f dostavili nap\u0159. \u201ethe <strong>drunken wrestler Vakha<\/strong>\u201c, stavropolsk\u00fd rab\u00edn kter\u00fd vypad\u00e1 \u201ejako <strong>\u0160amil Basajev<\/strong> na dovolen\u00e9\u201c, rusk\u00fd re\u017eis\u00e9r to\u010d\u00edc\u00ed film o Macha\u010devov\u00fdch udatn\u00fdch skutc\u00edch p\u0159i obran\u011b Dagest\u00e1nu, \u010de\u010densk\u00fd k\u00e1po <strong>Ramzan Kadyrov<\/strong> s\u00a0pozlacenou pistol\u00ed narvanou do d\u017e\u00edn\u016f, <strong>nanofyzik ze Silicon Valley<\/strong> (!), gener\u00e1lov\u00e9 rusk\u00e9 rozv\u011bdky a v\u016fbec v\u0161ichni kdo v\u00a0Dagest\u00e1nu a okol\u00ed n\u011bco znamenaj\u00ed. K\u00a0tanci a poslechu hr\u00e1ly <strong>\u00c1zersk\u00e9 popstars<\/strong>, cik\u00e1nsk\u00e1 kapela z\u00a0Petrohradu (jeden z\u00a0host\u016f poznamenal, \u017ee frontman vypadal jako \u017did a ostatn\u00ed byli blond, anonymn\u00ed Ameri\u010dan oponoval, \u017ee alespo\u0148 n\u011bkter\u00e9 z\u00a0tane\u010dnic p\u016fsobily cik\u00e1nsky) a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm moskevsk\u00e1 hv\u011bzda \u201e<strong>Benya the Accordion King<\/strong>\u201c. P\u016fvodn\u00edm headlinerem m\u011bl b\u00fdt syrsk\u00fd bard <strong>Avraam Russo<\/strong>, kter\u00fd byl ale nepl\u00e1novan\u011b (?) zast\u0159elen n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed p\u0159ed svatbou.<\/p>\n<p>Vypily se tis\u00edce lahv\u00ed vodky, v\u00a0kotl\u00edch se va\u0159ily cel\u00e9 kr\u00e1vy a ovce, podlaha byla pokryt\u00e1 stodolarov\u00fdmi bankovkami, vdavekchtiv\u00e1 d\u011bv\u010data tan\u010dila hada a nakonec se v\u0161ichni pustili do \u201ejet-skiing-under-the-influence\u201c. Jedin\u00fdm kazem tohohle ve\u010d\u00edrku sn\u016f byl z\u00e1kaz oslavn\u00e9 st\u0159elby do vzduchu, co\u017e po zuby ozbrojen\u00e9 svateb\u010dany jist\u011b nepot\u011b\u0161ilo.<\/p>\n<p>Celou humoristickou pov\u00eddku si m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2010\/11\/28\/world\/20101128-cables-viewer.html?hp#report\/cables-06MOSCOW9533\" target=\"_blank\">zde<\/a>, n\u00e1valy sm\u00edchu jsou zaru\u010deny. A kdyby v\u00e1m to nesta\u010dilo, jist\u00e1 Sylvia Reed Curan v\u00e1s pobav\u00ed sv\u00fdmi depe\u0161emi z\u00a0nem\u00e9n\u011b vesel\u00e9ho Turkmenist\u00e1nu. Dozv\u00edte se v\u00a0nich t\u0159eba to, \u017ee (tamn\u00ed prezident) Berdimuhamedov \u201edoes not like people who are smarter than he is. Since he&#8217;s not a very bright guy, our source offered, he is suspicious of a lot of people&#8230;\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Ti nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edznivci diplomatick\u00fdch \u0161oufk\u016f se m\u016f\u017eou te\u0161it na druh\u00fd d\u00edl tohohle \u010dl\u00e1nku, ve kter\u00e9m se pod\u00edv\u00e1me do soukrom\u00ed jedin\u00e9ho sv\u011btov\u00e9ho v\u016fdce \u017eij\u00edc\u00edho ve stanu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2010\/12\/05\/wagusleaks-1-dagestani-weddings-are-serious-business\/\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sv\u011btem h\u00fdbe skand\u00e1l se zve\u0159ejn\u011bn\u00edm hromady diplomatick\u00e9 po\u0161ty a ani redakce V\u00e1gus.cz nez\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 pozadu. Stejn\u011b jako Guardianu, NY Times a n\u011bkolika dal\u0161\u00edm pochybn\u00fdm pl\u00e1tk\u016fm okresn\u00edho v\u00fdznamu, i n\u00e1m byla serverem WikiLeaks s\u00a0p\u0159edstihem zp\u0159\u00edstupn\u011bna cel\u00e1 datab\u00e1ze, abychom z\u00a0n\u00ed pro v\u00e1s mohli vybrat ty nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u0161peky. Zapome\u0148te na Koreu, rakety z\u00a0\u00cdr\u00e1nu i velvyslance vyt\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed pliv\u00e1tka v\u00a0OSN. 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