{"id":8479,"date":"2016-03-23T09:29:44","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T08:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8479"},"modified":"2016-03-23T09:31:53","modified_gmt":"2016-03-23T08:31:53","slug":"ouarzazate-kvet-pouste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8479","title":{"rendered":"Ouarzazate: Kv\u011bt pou\u0161t\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zat\u00edmco marrak\u00e9\u0161sk\u00e1 vlakov\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka vypad\u00e1, jako byste sto\u010dili koleje do Va\u0148kovky a zakleli marockou st\u0159edn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddu touhou po \u010dist\u00fdch z\u00e1chodc\u00edch, ta autobusov\u00e1 ve Ouarzazatu (\u010di Warzaz\u00e1tu) se zhmotnila z mokr\u00fdch sn\u016f spasitel\u016f z konferenc\u00ed o ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch slu\u017eb\u00e1ch. Design zam\u011b\u0159en\u00fd na \u010dlov\u011bka tady nakl\u00e1d\u00e1 jak Maroko Z\u00e1padn\u00ed Saha\u0159e v sedmdes\u00e1tk\u00e1ch. <\/p>\n

Ritu\u00e1l na vstupu do n\u00e1dra\u017ekov\u00e9ho lunaparku se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitku z ham\u00e1mu. P\u0159iv\u00edtaj\u00ed v\u00e1s kluci z fotobanky v hezk\u00fdch uniform\u00e1ch, s m\u00edstenkou v\u00e1m prodaj\u00ed i d\u016fv\u011bru v m\u00edstn\u00ed autobusovou dopravu, zbav\u00ed v\u00e1s obt\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00edch zavazadel a vyzvou ke vstupu do n\u00e1dra\u017ekov\u00e9 o\u00e1zy. <\/p>\n

Zapome\u0148te na dikt\u00e1t reklam, kter\u00e9 napom\u00e1haj\u00ed vyko\u0159en\u011bn\u00fdm turist\u016fm c\u00edtit se kdekoliv na sv\u011bt\u011b jako doma. Na autobusov\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Ouarzazate na blaho cestuj\u00edc\u00edch p\u0159es monstr\u00f3zn\u00ed sklen\u011bnou kancel\u00e1\u0159 dohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ednosta autobusov\u00e9 stanice. Jeho napom\u00e1dovan\u00e9 vlasy a telefonuj\u00edc\u00ed p\u00f3za jakoby vypadly z fotobanky mana\u017eer\u016f st\u0159edn\u011b velk\u00fdch firem. Jeho ouarzazatskou p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed se identitu utu\u017euj\u00ed holywoodsk\u00e9 p\u0159edstavy o filmech, ve kter\u00fdch by se m\u011blo objevit n\u011bco jako \u201eorient\u201c. Mnoh\u00e1 existenci\u00e1ln\u00ed mrzen\u00ed\u010dka hrdin\u016f, ke kter\u00fdm doch\u00e1z\u00ed p\u0159i st\u0159etu v\u00fddobytk\u016f jejich civilizace s opravdovost\u00ed pou\u0161tn\u00edch kmen\u016f, se nat\u00e1\u010dela na pozad\u00ed kulis ouarzazatsk\u00fdch filmov\u00fdch ateli\u00e9r\u016f. Od Kleopatry p\u0159es Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161e po Lawrence z Ar\u00e1bie. Nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d historick\u00fdmi obdob\u00edmi, etnick\u00fdmi skupinami a lok\u00e1ln\u011b dominantn\u00edmi drogami libovoln\u011b proch\u00e1z\u00ed stereotypn\u00ed p\u0159edstavy prince z Persie a vyprav\u011b\u010dky \u0160eherez\u00e1dy. M\u00edstn\u00ed se sv\u00fdm katalogem p\u0159edsudk\u016f p\u0159ed turisty py\u0161n\u00ed a hrd\u011b p\u0159ezd\u00edvaj\u00ed sv\u00e9mu m\u011bstu Ouallywood.<\/p>\n

Na filmov\u00e9 \u0161t\u00e1by je rozhodn\u011b vybavena i n\u00e1dra\u017eka v s\u00eddle soukrom\u00e9 p\u0159epravn\u00ed spole\u010dnosti CTM. \u201eHladov\u00e9 okno p\u0159\u00edmo do \u010dek\u00e1rny!\u201c<\/em>, zaples\u00e1 m\u00e9 v\u00e1gus\u00ed srd\u010d\u00edko. Strk\u00e1m hlavu do \u00fatrob bufetu jako v \u0159ad\u011b na p\u00e1rek na vset\u00ednsk\u00e9m gymplu, kde prvn\u00ed nakupoval v\u017edy ten nejpr\u016fbojn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed spratek. Skrze les nab\u00eddky levn\u00fdch cigaret vid\u00edm, \u017ee b\u0159icho bufetu kon\u010d\u00ed barem, za kter\u00fdm se rozprost\u00edr\u00e1 k\u00fd\u010dovit\u00fd interi\u00e9r. Za p\u00e1r sekund vis\u00edm na baru a objedn\u00e1v\u00e1m degusta\u010dn\u00ed menu. \u201eYou want to have it up?\u201c<\/em> pt\u00e1 se roztomil\u00fd pikol\u00edk. OMG, druh\u00e9 patro n\u00e1dra\u017eky! Orgasmus! <\/p>\n