{"id":8501,"date":"2016-04-06T07:30:27","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T06:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8501"},"modified":"2016-04-06T07:37:30","modified_gmt":"2016-04-06T06:37:30","slug":"la-serena-kdyz-stamgasty-nahradi-telenovela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8501","title":{"rendered":"La Serena: Kdy\u017e \u0161tamgasty nahrad\u00ed telenovela"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vlakem se v Chile svezete z\u0159\u00eddka, \u00fachvatnou krajinu 4329 km dlouh\u00e9 zem\u011b br\u00e1zd\u00ed miliony autobus\u016f. Cestovatele znaven\u00e9 dlouhou cestou \u010dek\u00e1 na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edch nej\u010dast\u011bji k\u00e1vov\u00fd kiosek nebo trafika. Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed restaurace nejsou b\u011b\u017en\u00e9, kdy\u017e u\u017e ale na n\u011bjakou natref\u00edte, stoj\u00ed to za to.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Na cestu z malebn\u00e9ho \u00fadol\u00ed Elqui do slovutn\u00e9ho letoviska La Serena si moje evropsky \u010dasov\u011b-\u00fazkostliv\u00e9 j\u00e1 dalo celkem velkou rezervu. Co\u017e nakonec nebylo t\u0159eba, neb mikrobus zdolal strm\u00e9 horsk\u00e9 cesty bez probl\u00e9m\u016f a j\u00e1 tak m\u011bla hodinu k dobru na pom\u011brn\u011b nudn\u00e9m autobusov\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. Moje srdce proto zaplesalo, kdy\u017e jsem objevila n\u00e1dra\u017eku <em>Bus Top<\/em> um\u00edst\u011bnou ve zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9m podla\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>V l\u00edn\u00e9m p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edm odpoledni byla hospoda nad pulsuj\u00edc\u00edm termin\u00e1lem t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1. P\u0159im\u011b\u0159en\u011b znud\u011bn\u00e9 byly i obsluhuj\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edvky. V nab\u00eddce m\u011bly jedno to\u010den\u00e9 pivo a t\u0159i plechovkov\u00e1, ceny na chilsk\u00e9 pom\u011bry sp\u00ed\u0161e lidov\u00e9. J\u00eddeln\u00ed l\u00edstek byl celkem bohat\u00fd, od z\u00e1kladn\u00edch sendvi\u010d\u016f a\u017e po luxusn\u00ed steaky. Pou\u010dena z p\u0159edchoz\u00edch nezdar\u016f \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m jasn\u00e9 ne zna\u010dce Escudo a objedn\u00e1v\u00e1m Cristal, roztomile \u0161ilhav\u00e9ho kr\u00e1le mezi levn\u00fdmi pivy. Obecn\u011b se v Chile d\u00e1 sehnat i slu\u0161n\u00e9 pivo (nau\u010dili je to N\u011bmci), bohu\u017eel za dost p\u0159est\u0159elen\u00e9 ceny.<\/p>\n<p>Nedostatek soci\u00e1ln\u00edho kontaktu v opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9m lok\u00e1le mi vynahrazuje ob\u0159\u00ed ploch\u00e1 telka, na kter\u00e9 b\u011b\u017e\u00ed jak\u00e9si americk\u00e9 drama s pr\u00e1vnickou z\u00e1pletkou a hisp\u00e1nsk\u00fdmi titulky. Raduju se, \u017ee skoro v\u0161em \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00fdm slov\u016fm rozum\u00edm, ale pak mi doch\u00e1z\u00ed, \u017ee se cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh to\u010d\u00ed okolo alkoholu, drog a sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch eskap\u00e1d a zam\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm se nad sebou. Mor\u00e1lka ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nedostane velkou \u0161anci, neb z\u00e1hy dor\u00e1\u017e\u00ed m\u016fj sendvi\u010d avok\u00e1do\/ku\u0159e, do kter\u00e9ho dle m\u00edstn\u00edch zvyklost\u00ed zakroj\u00edm p\u0159\u00edbor. Hamburgrov\u00e1 houska je dob\u0159e k\u0159upav\u00e1, n\u00e1pl\u0148 ov\u0161em mohla b\u00fdt o dost bohat\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8501 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/la_serena_182942.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/la_serena_182942-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/la_serena_183148.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/la_serena_183148-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>P\u0159i placen\u00ed m\u011b zar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed vysok\u00e1 cena a tak mobilizuju ve\u0161kerou asertivitu i \u0161pan\u011bl\u0161tinu a sna\u017e\u00edm se serv\u00edrce vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee ten sendvi\u010d rozhodn\u011b nest\u00e1l 5000 pesos. Nejd\u0159\u00edv m\u011b lehce patronizuj\u00edc\u00edm t\u00f3nem p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010duje, \u017ee se asi pletu, ale kdy\u017e trv\u00e1m na sv\u00e9m, vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 se ke pokladn\u00edmu, le\u017e\u00e9rn\u00edmu bossovi cel\u00e9ho lok\u00e1lu. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed p\u0159isp\u011bch\u00e1 s opravenu \u00fa\u010dtenkou a omluvou, dokonce se poprv\u00e9 za celou dobu usm\u011bje. M\u00e9 vyklidn\u011bn\u00e9 chilsk\u00e9 j\u00e1 vrac\u00ed \u00fasm\u011bv je\u0161t\u011b v\u0159elej\u0161\u00ed, by\u0165 se mi nechce \u00fapln\u011b v\u011b\u0159it, \u017ee za to mohla chyba kasy.<\/p>\n<p>Cestou na z\u00e1chodky si v\u0161\u00edm\u00e1m d\u00e1my v letech, kter\u00e1 celkem d\u016fstojn\u011b klimb\u00e1 nad laptopem s pu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdm youtubem. Ve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=7422\" target=\"_blank\">V\u0161etatech<\/a> by m\u011b tento v\u00fdjev asi zarazil, ale v Chile je to b\u011b\u017en\u00e1 v\u011bc. Latinos jsou velmi zb\u011bhl\u00ed v modern\u00ed technice. Ka\u017ed\u00fd druh\u00fd d\u016fchodce m\u00e1 \u00fa\u010det na Fejsbuku a tablet, na kter\u00fd fot\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161e, co potk\u00e1. Kdy\u017e m\u00e1te \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a va\u0161\u00edm compa\u00f1ero de bus se stane gentleman s osmdes\u00e1tkou na krku, dost mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00e1m za t\u011bch p\u00e1r hodin p\u0159evypr\u00e1v\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u016fj \u017eivot a uk\u00e1\u017ee na tabletu 100 rozmazan\u00fdch fotek z posledn\u00ed dovolen\u00e9, v\u010detn\u011b tulen\u00edch p\u00f3z u baz\u00e9nku. Omladina ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 telku iphonem a v jejich verzi Stardance rozhoduje zn\u00e1mka, kterou v re\u00e1ln\u00e9m \u010dase generuj\u00ed div\u00e1ci s mobiln\u00ed aplikac\u00ed, proto\u017ee SMSky jsou nudn\u00fd relikt nult\u00e9 dek\u00e1dy. <\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e1chodek byl jen jeden, unisex a rovnou i s umyvadlem. Neurazil, nenadchl. Po jeho n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b u\u017e ale mus\u00edm na autobus, a tak se nestihnu dozv\u011bd\u011bt v\u00edc o pod\u0159imuj\u00edc\u00ed pan\u00ed a jej\u00edch medi\u00e1ln\u00edch n\u00e1vyc\u00edch (zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee sleduje n\u011bco jako kompilace v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch song\u016f), ani mu\u017ei, kter\u00fd mezit\u00edm usedl ke steaku s b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b vypadaj\u00edc\u00ed zeleninovou p\u0159\u00edlohou. <\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8501\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vlakem se v Chile svezete z\u0159\u00eddka, \u00fachvatnou krajinu 4329 km dlouh\u00e9 zem\u011b br\u00e1zd\u00ed miliony autobus\u016f. Cestovatele znaven\u00e9 dlouhou cestou \u010dek\u00e1 na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edch nej\u010dast\u011bji k\u00e1vov\u00fd kiosek nebo trafika. Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed restaurace nejsou b\u011b\u017en\u00e9, kdy\u017e u\u017e ale na n\u011bjakou natref\u00edte, stoj\u00ed to za to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[112],"class_list":["post-8501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-mrybi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8501"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8525,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8501\/revisions\/8525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}