{"id":8507,"date":"2016-04-20T08:31:54","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T07:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8507"},"modified":"2016-04-20T08:51:33","modified_gmt":"2016-04-20T07:51:33","slug":"brandys-nad-labem-tady-konci-zizen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8507","title":{"rendered":"Brand\u00fds nad Labem: Tady kon\u010d\u00ed \u017e\u00edze\u0148"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ke vstupu do bistra U Ma\u0161inky zve cedule s n\u00e1pisem <em>\u201eDnes za pen\u00edze, z\u00edtra zadarmo\u201c<\/em>. M\u016fj \u0161est\u00fd smysl mi v\u0161ak napov\u00eddal, \u017ee n\u00e1pis z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 po v\u0161echny dny nem\u011bnn\u00fd. Vyt\u00e1hl jsem tedy pen\u011b\u017eenku a vstoupil dovnit\u0159.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Kdy\u017e se za n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edkem bistra zabouchnou dve\u0159e, jeho smyslov\u00fd apar\u00e1t prod\u011bl\u00e1 n\u00e1sledkem velice hust\u00e9ho d\u00fdmu rychl\u00fd restart. Kdy\u017e se mi vr\u00e1tilo vn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed prostoru a za\u010dal jsem rozezn\u00e1vat siluety posed\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edch bytost\u00ed, za\u010dal jsem si z\u0159eteln\u011bji uv\u011bdomovat tak\u00e9 \u010das. Do\u0161lo mi, \u017ee u\u017e p\u011bknou chv\u00edli stoj\u00edm uprost\u0159ed hospody, m\u00edstn\u00ed osazenstvo p\u0159eru\u0161ilo svou konverzaci a utkv\u011ble na m\u011b civ\u00ed. V hospod\u011b sed\u011blo osm, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 s jistotou, lid\u00ed. A sp\u00ed\u0161e ne\u017e hospoda to byl jak\u00fdsi kumb\u00e1l s barem stlu\u010den\u00fdm na kolen\u011b, kam se ani v\u00edc ne\u017e osm lid\u00ed nemohlo vej\u00edt. A to jich je\u0161t\u011b tak sedm muselo sed\u011bt jednomu na kl\u00edn\u011b. No co, objednal jsem tedy pivo (Staropramen za 22 K\u010d) a \u0161el si sednout ven, proto\u017ee jsem byl je\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le m\u00edrn\u011b ot\u0159esen a bez n\u00e1lady na tulen\u00ed se \u0161tamgasty.<\/p>\n<p>Venku nebyl nikdo i p\u0159esto, \u017ee po\u010det m\u00edst k sezen\u00ed byl v\u00fdrazn\u011b vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e uvnit\u0159. Je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e jsem si sta\u010dil sednout, ozvalo se z bistra <em>\u201ePe\u0165ane, Pe\u0165ane!\u201c<\/em> a vyb\u011bhla v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed s vod\u00edtkem, ale bez psa. V\u0161iml jsme si dal\u0161\u00ed cedule vedle vchodu, na kter\u00e9 st\u00e1lo <em>\u201ePokud si u n\u00e1s zakoup\u00edte t\u0159i pan\u00e1ky, m\u016f\u017eete si koupit i \u010dtvrt\u00e9ho\u201c<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Celou recenzi najdete v na\u0161\u00ed nov\u00e9 knize o n\u00e1dra\u017ek\u00e1ch <a href=\"https:\/\/chlupatyzuby.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Chc\u00edpni do r\u00e1na na chlupat\u00fd zuby!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8507 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/brandys_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8507\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ke vstupu do bistra U Ma\u0161inky zve cedule s n\u00e1pisem \u201eDnes za pen\u00edze, z\u00edtra zadarmo\u201c. M\u016fj \u0161est\u00fd smysl mi v\u0161ak napov\u00eddal, \u017ee n\u00e1pis z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 po v\u0161echny dny nem\u011bnn\u00fd. Vyt\u00e1hl jsem tedy pen\u011b\u017eenku a vstoupil dovnit\u0159.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[108],"class_list":["post-8507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-michko"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8507"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8548,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8507\/revisions\/8548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}