{"id":869,"date":"2011-01-11T22:35:53","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T21:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=869"},"modified":"2011-01-13T21:05:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T20:05:46","slug":"lebkatej-kreten-hyena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=869","title":{"rendered":"Lebkatej kret\u00e9n Hyena"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Co \u017ee je spole\u010dn\u00e9ho na kult\u016f\u0159e a m\u00f3d\u011b, n\u00e1m serv\u00edruj\u00ed v\u0161ude bohat\u011b. Mlad\u00ed n\u00e1vrh\u00e1\u0159i a kult\u016fra tvo\u0159\u00ed lifestyle, o kter\u00e9m referuj\u00ed ob\u010dasn\u00edky sal\u00f3nn\u00edch intelektu\u00e1l\u016f. Ani na\u0161e kult\u016frou a m\u00f3dou protknut\u00e9 str\u00e1nky nemohou z\u016fstat pozadu. Proto bychom v\u00e1m r\u00e1di p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eili unik\u00e1tn\u00edho um\u011blce Hyenu z Luk nad Jihlavou, kter\u00fd je jak b\u00e1sn\u00edkem, tak m\u00f3dn\u00edm n\u00e1vrh\u00e1\u0159em. A taky kret\u00e9nem, jak s oblibou poznamen\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Pod\u00edvejme se nejprve na Hyenovu m\u00f3dn\u00ed tvorbu. Vyb\u00edr\u00e1 to nejlep\u0161\u00ed z \u010desk\u00e9 tradice, a to pletenou nebo tkanou akrylovou p\u0159\u00edzi (tak\u017ee to asi bude bio p\u0159\u00edze) s vlastn\u00edm patentovan\u00fdm lebkat\u00fdm vzorem. Jak Hyena uv\u00e1d\u00ed \u201eU\u017eit\u00ed symbolu \u201clebka\u201d a \u201clebka se zk\u0159\u00ed\u017een\u00fdmi hn\u00e1ty\u201d v pletenin\u00e1ch je ve vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edm mno\u017estv\u00ed kombinac\u00ed patentov\u011b o\u0161et\u0159eno.\u201c<\/em> Svetry jsou obl\u00edben\u00e9 zejm\u00e9na mezi hard rockery a nav\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky vesnick\u00fdch z\u00e1bav. Osobn\u011b si dovedu p\u0159edstavit, jak v tomto svetru d\u011bl\u00e1 obrovskou par\u00e1du J. H. Krchovsk\u00fd, nebo i takov\u00fd sympa\u0165\u00e1k, jak\u00fdm je Moimir Papalescu. Lebkat\u00e9 patentovan\u00e9 svetry objedn\u00e1vejte na lebkozdroji<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Dal\u0161\u00ed a \u0159ekn\u011bme jist\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kulturn\u00ed Hyenovou \u010dinnost\u00ed je skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed ver\u0161\u016f a b\u00e1sn\u00ed. Hyenovy b\u00e1sn\u011b jsou b\u0159itk\u00e9, p\u0159\u00edkr\u00e9, nastavuj\u00ed zrcadlo spole\u010dnosti, kter\u00e1 miz\u00ed. Spole\u010dnosti, s kterou tento webov\u00fd magaz\u00edn sympatizuje. V Hyenov\u00fdch b\u00e1sn\u00edch lze naj\u00edt spoustu paralel s rubrikami na tomto webu. U b\u00e1sn\u00ed Stereotyp<\/em>, P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed<\/em> a zejm\u00e9na Zav\u00edrac\u00ed hodina na WC<\/em> si dovedu p\u0159edstavit, kterak dokumentuj\u00ed rubriku ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch WC.<\/p>\n

Stereotyp<\/strong>
\nNa tom na\u0161em z\u00e1chodku
\nje v\u017edycky dost z\u00e1rodk\u016f.
\nI kdy\u017e jsou mi sympatick\u00fd,
\npok\u00e1l\u00edm je jako v\u017edycky.<\/em><\/p>\n

P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed<\/strong>
\nZ na\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1chodov\u00fd m\u00edsy
\ncelej tejden \u010dum\u00ed krysy.
\nNe tak ov\u0161em v \u00fater\u00fd
\n– to tam m\u00e1me je\u0161t\u011bry.<\/em><\/p>\n

Zav\u00edrac\u00ed hodina na WC<\/strong>
\nRa\u010dte p\u0159ij\u00edt a\u017e r\u00e1no,
\ndnes u\u017e m\u00e1me nasr\u00e1no!<\/em><\/p>\n

B\u00e1sn\u011b N\u00e1lez<\/em> a Rozhodn\u00fd zem\u011bd\u011blec<\/em> jako by z hlavy vypadly zdej\u0161\u00ed redaktorce KZ<\/a>: <\/p>\n

N\u00e1lez<\/strong>
\nNa okraji pl\u00e1n\u011b v\u00e1lel se kus tk\u00e1n\u011b.
\nPoznal jsem i p\u0159es hmyz evidentn\u00ed penis.<\/em><\/p>\n

Rozhodn\u00fd zem\u011bd\u011blec<\/strong>
\nByl jsem se svou \u017eenou
\nve sv\u00e9m pokoji,
\nsm\u00e1la se mi, \u017ee mi ocas nestoj\u00ed.
\nM\u011bla se s n\u00edm, kr\u00e1va, spokojit.
\nTe\u010f v n\u00ed stoj\u00ed vidle, co byly na hnoji.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ale nebu\u010fme tak vulg\u00e1rn\u00ed, \u017ee. Hyenovy b\u00e1sn\u011b nejsou o lacin\u00fdch vulgarit\u00e1ch, jsou o n\u00e1s a o sv\u011bt\u011b, kde \u017eijeme. V\u00edce o t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 kompletn\u00ed Hyenov\u011b tvorb\u011b najdete na jeho osobn\u00edch kret\u00e9nsk\u00fdch webov\u00fdch str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch www.bystrahyena.cz<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Procitnut\u00ed ateistovo<\/strong>
\nZas s lebkou t\u011b\u017ekou \u010dum\u00edm do kredence…
\nPr\u00edma !!! Sedmej den stvo\u0159il b\u016fh utopence!<\/em><\/p>\n

Hyena rozhodn\u011b pat\u0159\u00ed do na\u0161\u00ed rubriky o m\u00f3d\u011b a literatu\u0159e. Nezn\u00e1m n\u00e1zor m\u00f3dn\u00ed policie tohoto webu, a ani ho zn\u00e1t nechci. Hyena je toti\u017e ultrav\u00e1gus a na\u0161i poctu a ocen\u011bn\u00ed si zaslou\u017e\u00ed!<\/p>\n

P. S.: A to nezn\u00e1te jeho bermudy s medv\u00eddkama\u2026<\/p>\n