{"id":871,"date":"2011-01-19T10:37:08","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T09:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=871"},"modified":"2011-01-19T23:48:47","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T22:48:47","slug":"ukaz-mapu-tasmanie-pico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"Uka\u017e mapu Tasm\u00e1nie, pi\u010do!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/01\/19\/ukaz-mapu-tasmanie-pico\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/titulka-amanda.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eV\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee holky nosej pod sukn\u011bma mapu Tasm\u00e1nie?\u201c<\/em>, oslovil m\u011b takhle po r\u00e1nu V\u011bdec. Stra\u0161n\u011b jsem se lekla, \u017ee jsem prome\u0161kala n\u011bjak\u00fd m\u00f3dn\u00ed trend a tud\u00ed\u017e rychle pot\u0159ebuji tuhle v\u011bc sehnat, koupit a kdy\u017e to nep\u016fjde jinak, tak si ji nechat u\u0161\u00edt. V\u011bdec m\u011b ale brzy vyvedl z omylu a vysv\u011btlil mi, \u017ee mapu Tasm\u00e1nie u\u017e mo\u017en\u00e1 d\u00e1vno m\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Mysl\u00edte si, \u017ee nov\u00fd videoklip hyperaktivn\u00ed feministky Amandy Fucking Palmer pojedn\u00e1v\u00e1 o geografii? Pak jste na omylu stejn\u011b jako ti, co si p\u0159i cest\u00e1ch Tasm\u00e1nii mysl\u00ed, \u017ee se chl\u00e1pci vykl\u00e1n\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed z ok\u00e9nek aut a po\u0159v\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed na proch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edvky <em>\u201eSHOW ME YOUR MAP OF TASMANIA!\u201d<\/em> ptaj\u00ed na cestu. V tasm\u00e1nsk\u00e9m slangu se toti\u017e jedn\u00e1 o rafinovanou kamufl\u00e1\u017e na\u0161eho p\u0159\u00edmo\u010dar\u00e9ho <em>\u201eUka\u017e pi\u010du!\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ov\u0161em ne ledajakou, pouze tu, co m\u00e1 spr\u00e1vn\u011b upraven\u00e9 ochlupen\u00ed. Amanda toho vyu\u017eila k naps\u00e1n\u00ed protest songu, kter\u00fdm povzbuzuje d\u00edvky a \u017eeny, aby se chovaly p\u0159irozen\u011b a nechaly si ten ko\u017euch nar\u016fst jako d\u017eungli. Ke slo\u017een\u00ed p\u00edsn\u011b j\u00ed \u00fadajn\u011b sta\u010dilo pouh\u00fdch 15 minut b\u011bhem zvracen\u00ed v koupeln\u011b pot\u00e9, co j\u00ed kone\u010dne dostihla opo\u017eden\u00e1 perioda. Pr\u00fd to bylo \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9! Sv\u011b\u0159ila se na sv\u00e9m <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.amandapalmer.net\/post\/87620120\/i-feel-like-a-piece-of-sad-leftover-potato-salad-thats\">blogu<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3B8omCWBl8s?fs=1&amp;hl=cs_CZ\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3B8omCWBl8s?fs=1&amp;hl=cs_CZ\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Tak Amanda m\u00e1 jasno a co na\u0161i \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i? Fand\u00edte Tasm\u00e1nii nebo Braz\u00edlii?<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/01\/19\/ukaz-mapu-tasmanie-pico\/\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eV\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee holky nosej pod sukn\u011bma mapu Tasm\u00e1nie?\u201c, oslovil m\u011b takhle po r\u00e1nu V\u011bdec. Stra\u0161n\u011b jsem se lekla, \u017ee jsem prome\u0161kala n\u011bjak\u00fd m\u00f3dn\u00ed trend a tud\u00ed\u017e rychle pot\u0159ebuji tuhle v\u011bc sehnat, koupit a kdy\u017e to nep\u016fjde jinak, tak si ji nechat u\u0161\u00edt. V\u011bdec m\u011b ale brzy vyvedl z omylu a vysv\u011btlil mi, \u017ee mapu Tasm\u00e1nie &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=871\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Uka\u017e mapu Tasm\u00e1nie, pi\u010do!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,24],"tags":[26,39],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moda-a-vztahy","category-videostop","tag-kz","tag-vedec"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}