{"id":8764,"date":"2016-08-14T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T14:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8764"},"modified":"2016-08-15T18:48:07","modified_gmt":"2016-08-15T17:48:07","slug":"mrtvy-klid-nedelniho-odpoledne-x","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8764","title":{"rendered":"Mrtv\u00fd klid ned\u011bln\u00edho odpoledne X"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u011bkdy by se mohlo zd\u00e1t, \u017ee se sv\u011bt m\u011bn\u00ed v jedno velk\u00e9 sp\u00e1leni\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00fdm kolem dokola pochoduj\u00ed z\u00e1stupy idiot\u016f vyk\u0159ikuj\u00edc\u00ed nesmysln\u00e1 hesla. N\u011bkdy je taky dobr\u00e9 m\u00edt nad v\u011bcmi trochu nadhledu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/environment\/2016\/aug\/11\/400-year-old-greenland-shark-is-the-oldest-vertebrate-animal\" target=\"_blank\">V\u011bdci zjistili, \u017ee gr\u00f3n\u0161t\u00ed \u017eraloci se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 mohou do\u017e\u00edt i 400 let<\/a>. \u0160ediv\u00e9 a pomal\u00e9 paryby se p\u0159evaluj\u00ed ve studen\u00e9 vod\u011b severn\u00edho Atlantiku a n\u011bjak si zapomn\u011bly v\u0161imnout, \u017ee se polovina Evropy vyvra\u017edila v n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdch v\u00e1lk\u00e1ch, lid\u00e9 dobyli Bastillu, Freud p\u0159i\u0161el na nehezk\u00e9 v\u011bci o sv\u00e9 m\u00e1m\u011b, Hitler se vyka\u0161lal na um\u011bleckou kari\u00e9ru a lidi objevili dubstep a pok\u00e9mony. A sotva vyl\u00edhl\u00e9 \u017eralo\u010dky asi moc netr\u00e1p\u00ed fakt, \u017ee ne\u017e vyrostou, nikdo z\u00a0n\u00e1s tu nebude. A pak se perspektiva za\u010dne posouvat od \u017eralok\u016f je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkam d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/Somniosus_microcephalus_okeanos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/Somniosus_microcephalus_okeanos.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"NOAA Ocean Explorer: NOAA Ship Okeanos Explorer: Northeast U.S.\" width=\"490\" height=\"245\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8766\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/Somniosus_microcephalus_okeanos.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/Somniosus_microcephalus_okeanos-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/Somniosus_microcephalus_okeanos-1024x512.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161e sv\u011btad\u00edly se postupn\u011b odtrhly od superkontinentu Pangea. A ten zase vznikl sr\u00e1\u017ekou jin\u00fdch, d\u00e1vno ztracen\u00fd zemsk\u00fdch desek, a ty zase roztr\u017een\u00edm&#8230; Kusy sv\u011bta se p\u0159evaluj\u00ed jako dr\u0161\u0165ky v pol\u00edvce a i kdybychom planetu pokryli m\u011bsty, zm\u011bnili ji k nepozn\u00e1n\u00ed a pak v\u0161e usma\u017eili jadern\u00fdmi zbran\u011bni, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bldgblog.com\/2016\/08\/todays-world-has-no-equivalent\/\" target=\"_blank\">po p\u00e1r des\u00edtk\u00e1ch milion\u016f let po n\u00e1s nez\u016fstane v\u016fbec nic.<\/a> A nakonec bude sv\u011bt pokryt\u00fd krajinami, kter\u00e9 si nedok\u00e1\u017eeme p\u0159edstavit. Lesy rostouc\u00ed ve v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9 tm\u011b a oh\u00fdban\u00e9 hurik\u00e1ny, travnat\u00e9 pl\u00e1n\u011b <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Future_Is_Wild\" target=\"_blank\">pokryt\u00e9 st\u00e1dy ob\u0159\u00edch \u0161nek\u016f<\/a>. Michael Phelps z\u00edskal osmadvac\u00e1tou medaili a stal se nep\u0159ekonan\u00fdm olympijsk\u00fdm \u0161ampionem, ale vzhledem k ob\u0159\u00edm \u0161nek\u016fm a znud\u011bn\u00fdm skandin\u00e1vsk\u00fdm \u017eralok\u016fm jeho \u00fasp\u011bchy v baz\u00e9nu n\u011bjak ztr\u00e1c\u00ed na z\u00e1va\u017enosti.<\/p>\n<p>O \u00fasp\u011b\u0161\u00edch v baz\u00e9nku ani nemluv\u011b. Ned\u00e1vno z n\u011bj o\u017eral\u00fd \u010desk\u00fd politik \u0160kromach s trapn\u00fdmi <a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.idnes.cz\/skromach-z-bazenku-burcuje-pred-migranty-fp5-\/domaci.aspx?c=A160803_105233_domaci_kop\" target=\"_blank\">z\u00e1st\u011brkami vyzval k pogrom\u016fm na Araby<\/a>, zat\u00edmco teploty na jihu Ir\u00e1ku <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2016\/07\/middle-east-grips-major-heatwave-160723083445674.html\" target=\"_blank\">stoupaj\u00ed k 55 stup\u0148\u016fm<\/a> a lid\u00e9 se za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed va\u0159it za\u017eiva. A a\u017e p\u00edsek definitivn\u011b zv\u00edt\u011bz\u00ed nad vodou, perspektiva se je\u0161t\u011b projasn\u00ed. Matador alternativn\u00edch kapel Martin Tvrd\u00fd <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rozhlas.cz\/radiowave\/prolomitvlny\/_zprava\/prolomit-vlny-s-martinem-tvrdym-nechci-mit-za-kamarady-xenofoby-a-rasisty--1640399\" target=\"_blank\">ned\u00e1vno doporu\u010dil<\/a>, aby se lidi vyka\u0161lali na sledov\u00e1n\u00ed politiky a kysnouc\u00edho sv\u011bta. Je to obecn\u011b moudr\u00e1 a l\u00e9ty ov\u011b\u0159en\u00e1 rada. D\u00e1vno to v\u00ed i jist\u00fd polep\u0161en\u00fd fl\u00e1ka\u010d jm\u00e9nem Stephen Ellcock, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toiartgallery.com\/blogs\/toi-gallery-blog\/stephen-ellcock-the-fbk-curator-or-the-social-media-cabinet-of-wonder\" target=\"_blank\">kter\u00fd s \u00fasp\u011bchem zapl\u0148uje Facebook<\/a> kuriozitami a v\u00fdst\u0159i\u017eky z archivn\u00edch obr\u00e1zkov\u00fdch publikac\u00ed a d\u011bl\u00e1 tak u\u017eivatel\u016fm modr\u00e9ho internetov\u00e9ho pekla v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed radost ne\u017e v\u0161echny vesel\u00e9 nar\u00e1\u017eky na aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed politick\u00e9 panoptikum dohromady.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vVXwVc4BGjo\" target=\"_blank\">Kdy\u017e n\u011bco nen\u00ed dob\u0159e, je to zkr\u00e1tka \u0161patn\u011b<\/a>, zp\u00edv\u00e1 Bob Dylan. Lidi za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed zji\u0161\u0165ovat, \u017ee v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b jsme ze spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 cesty uhnuli opravdu mockr\u00e1t. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee sunouc\u00ed se sv\u011btad\u00edly a \u017eralo\u010d\u00ed kmeti maj\u00ed dost \u010dasu v\u0161e napravit. Zas konec l\u00e9ta, zas je bl\u00edzko k v\u00ednu, a \u010dist\u00fd v\u00edtr zp\u00edv\u00e1 o podzimu, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ceskybasnik\/status\/764010280015663104\" target=\"_blank\">p\u00ed\u0161e Sk\u00e1cel<\/a>. Na adrese Korunn\u00ed 27 najdete u\u017e zr\u00e1na veselou vinot\u00e9ku, kde v\u00e1m r\u00e1di daj\u00ed v\u0161eho ochutnat a pohovo\u0159\u00ed s v\u00e1mi o sportu i archivn\u00ed literatu\u0159e. Je to lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017er\u00e1t \u017eraloky. Chutnaj\u00ed jako ut\u011brka s olejem.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8764\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u011bkdy by se mohlo zd\u00e1t, \u017ee se sv\u011bt m\u011bn\u00ed v jedno velk\u00e9 sp\u00e1leni\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00fdm kolem dokola pochoduj\u00ed z\u00e1stupy idiot\u016f vyk\u0159ikuj\u00edc\u00ed nesmysln\u00e1 hesla. N\u011bkdy je taky dobr\u00e9 m\u00edt nad v\u011bcmi trochu nadhledu. V\u011bdci zjistili, \u017ee gr\u00f3n\u0161t\u00ed \u017eraloci se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 mohou do\u017e\u00edt i 400 let. \u0160ediv\u00e9 a pomal\u00e9 paryby se p\u0159evaluj\u00ed ve studen\u00e9 vod\u011b severn\u00edho Atlantiku a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8764\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mrtv\u00fd klid ned\u011bln\u00edho odpoledne X&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,3],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-8764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrtvy-klid-nedelniho-odpoledne","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-matous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8764"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8771,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764\/revisions\/8771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}