{"id":8776,"date":"2016-08-24T17:25:11","date_gmt":"2016-08-24T16:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8776"},"modified":"2016-08-29T20:18:40","modified_gmt":"2016-08-29T19:18:40","slug":"praha-bubenec-dama-s-jitrnicemi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8776","title":{"rendered":"Praha-Bubene\u010d: D\u00e1ma s jitrnicemi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>U p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti dvoulet\u00e9ho v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed od <a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.aktualne.cz\/regiony\/praha-bubenec-vystupovat-naposledy\/r~5ed95c2a2ee611e49cb2002590604f2e\/\" target=\"_blank\">zru\u0161en\u00ed stanice Praha-Bubene\u010d<\/a> odemyk\u00e1me posledn\u00ed text z ji\u017e beznad\u011bjn\u011b rozebran\u00e9 knihy <a href=\"https:\/\/pambuprdel.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kdyby ti tak p\u00e1mb\u016f prdel roztrh&#8217;<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>O domovsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece se p\u00ed\u0161e t\u011b\u017eko. NP a KZ sem chod\u00ed zap\u00edjet radost i \u017eal, organizovali tu s ostatn\u00edmi v\u00e1gus blogery kulturn\u00ed ud\u00e1losti, kon\u010dilo i za\u010dalo tu mnoho ve\u010d\u00edrk\u016f, kter\u00e9 by mohli ozna\u010dit v\u00fdrazem \u201elegend\u00e1rn\u00ed\u201c, kdyby toto slovo u\u017e d\u00e1vno neztratilo v\u00fdznam. NP sem dokonce chod\u00ed studovat. A kdy\u017e se s KZ rozhodl pro \u017eivot ve spole\u010dn\u00e9 dom\u00e1cnosti, trval na tom, aby jejich p\u0159\u00edbytek byl v doch\u00e1zkov\u00e9 vzd\u00e1lenosti pr\u00e1v\u011b od bubene\u010dsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky. Zkr\u00e1tka NP s KZ odsud maj\u00ed plno b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fdch i pitom\u00fdch historek. Tahle je nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->To byla KZ zase jednou smutn\u00e1. Nebo protivn\u00e1. Nebo vyto\u010den\u00e1. Te\u010f u\u017e t\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct. NP ji proto tahal do n\u00e1dra\u017eky na pivo a p\u00e1rek, proto\u017ee alkohol a j\u00eddlo, jak zn\u00e1mo, l\u00e9\u010d\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inu probl\u00e9m\u016f. V n\u00e1dra\u017ece je p\u0159iv\u00edtal hospodsk\u00fd Erich a jeho zasn\u011bn\u00fd, uhlem kreslen\u00fd portr\u00e9t z mlad\u00fdch let nad v\u00fd\u010depem. Proto\u017ee v zadn\u00ed m\u00edstnosti bylo zhasnuto, uvelebili se vep\u0159edu na lavici vedle \u010dad\u00edc\u00edch \u0161tamgast\u016f a poru\u010dili si piva, p\u00e1rek a vep\u0159enku, co\u017e je n\u00e1zev pokrmu, se kter\u00fdm se KZ setkala poprv\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b v tomto podniku. Pivo i pokrmy tu byly vcukuletu, je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e KZ sta\u010dila d\u016fkladn\u011b prozkoumat plak\u00e1t s toreadorem, mlad\u00fdm b\u00fd\u010dkem a Erichov\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem. V\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed nicm\u00e9n\u011b st\u00e1le post\u00e1val pobl\u00ed\u017e (i kdy\u017e v p\u0159edn\u00ed m\u00edstnosti bubene\u010dsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky je vlastn\u011b v\u0161echno pobl\u00ed\u017e) a m\u011b\u0159il si NP a KZ zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edm pohledem, jako by se rozm\u00fd\u0161lel, zda jsou hodni tajemstv\u00ed, kter\u00e9 jim hodl\u00e1 zjevit. <\/p>\n<p>Pak k debu\u017e\u00edruj\u00edc\u00edmu p\u00e1re\u010dku p\u0159istoupil se slovy: <em>\u201eChcete n\u011bco vid\u011bt?\u201c<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>A NP s KZ cht\u011bli. Rozv\u00e1\u017en\u011b je tedy zavedl do zadn\u00edho s\u00e1lu, roz\u017eal sv\u011btla a rukou pokynul sm\u011brem k zadn\u00edmu rohu, na kter\u00fd lascivn\u011b shl\u00ed\u017eela porno\u017een\u0161tina z plak\u00e1tu. V s\u00e1lu pr\u00e1zdno, uklizeno, na stolech \u010derstv\u011b vypran\u00e9 a uhlazen\u00e9 zelen\u00e9 ubrusy. Jen na stole \u00fapln\u011b v rohu se ubrus podivn\u011b boulil. NP a KZ se zv\u011bdav\u011b bl\u00ed\u017eili ke stolu, a tu Erich p\u0159izvedl c\u00edp ubrusu tak jemn\u011b, jako se zved\u00e1 \u017een\u011b lem sukn\u011b. St\u016fl byl kompletn\u011b vyskl\u00e1d\u00e1n pe\u010dliv\u011b vyrovnan\u00fdmi jitrnicemi a jelity. <em>\u201eTo jsem d\u011blal j\u00e1,\u201c<\/em> dodal Erich hrd\u011b. <em>\u201eJsem toti\u017e \u0159ezn\u00edk.\u201c<\/em> NP a KZ \u010du\u010deli s otev\u0159enou pusou na tu n\u00e1dheru a hned cht\u011bli jitrni\u010dku otestovat. Erich ov\u0161em pravil, \u017ee jsou dne\u0161n\u00ed, proto se musej\u00ed nechat do druh\u00e9ho dne p\u011bkn\u011b ule\u017eet. NP s KZ, st\u00e1le u vytr\u017een\u00ed z Erichova ne\u010dekan\u00e9ho odhalen\u00ed, tam poslali je\u0161t\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd jedni\u010dku, pak nafasovali od Ericha bal\u00ed\u010dek a vydali se s jitrnicemi k domovu. Po zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edch \u0159eznick\u00fdch kousc\u00edch se zapr\u00e1\u0161ilo, je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e vyt\u00e1hli paty z n\u00e1dra\u017eky, a pornod\u00e1ma z\u016fstala v zadn\u00ed m\u00edstnosti opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8776 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/damasjitrnicemi_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/damasjitrnicemi_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/damasjitrnicemi_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/damasjitrnicemi_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/damasjitrnicemi_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/damasjitrnicemi_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * * *<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * * * * * (kde jinde v\u00e1s obsluhuje v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed, toreador, vzp\u011bra\u010d a \u0159ezn\u00edk v jedn\u00e9 osob\u011b?)<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * *<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: * * * (kdyby n\u00e1m byla konzumace Erichov\u00fdch masn\u00fdch v\u00fdrobk\u016f povolena p\u0159\u00edmo v hospod\u011b, bylo by to jasn\u00e9 Just Like Mama Used To Make It)<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: * * * (WC je m\u00edstnost se samostatn\u00fdm vchodem vedle n\u00e1dra\u017eky. Obecn\u011b panuj\u00ed neshody, kdo m\u00e1 zodpov\u011bdnost za jejich \u00faklid&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chlupatyzuby.wordpress.com\/kde-knihu-koupite\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/chlupatyzuby_banner_490.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"chlupatyzuby\" width=\"490\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8776\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti dvoulet\u00e9ho v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed od zru\u0161en\u00ed stanice Praha-Bubene\u010d odemyk\u00e1me posledn\u00ed text z ji\u017e beznad\u011bjn\u011b rozebran\u00e9 knihy Kdyby ti tak p\u00e1mb\u016f prdel roztrh&#8217;. O domovsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece se p\u00ed\u0161e t\u011b\u017eko. 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