{"id":879,"date":"2011-01-30T16:17:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-30T15:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=879"},"modified":"2015-04-23T23:34:58","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T22:34:58","slug":"wagusleaks-2-muz-je-muz-a-zena-je-zena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=879","title":{"rendered":"W\u00e1gusLeaks 2: Mu\u017e je mu\u017e a \u017eena je \u017eena"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ano, nazr\u00e1l \u010das na dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edl\u00a0seri\u00e1lu o pikantnostech ze sv\u011bta vysok\u00e9 politiky, \u0161pion\u00e1\u017ee a restaurac\u00ed I. cenov\u00e9 skupiny. Tentokr\u00e1t n\u011bco o tom, pro\u010d je ve v\u00e1gus\u00ed redakci i mimo ni tolik fanou\u0161k\u016f B\u00fdka arabsk\u00e9ho lidu, genderov\u00e9ho teoretika a i jinak tot\u00e1ln\u011b po\u0161ahan\u00e9ho dikt\u00e1tora Muammara Kadd\u00e1f\u00edho<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Zodpov\u011bdn\u00e1 anal\u00fdza v\u0161ech bizarn\u00edch vad a \u00fachylek t\u00e9hle osobnosti by asi p\u0159erostla rozm\u011bry Ottova slovn\u00edku, a proto to vezmu stru\u010dn\u011b:<\/p>\n

1) Muammar je vzor v\u0161ech dekadent\u016f<\/strong>, rockov\u00fdch hv\u011bzd<\/strong> a milovn\u00edk\u016f nespoutan\u00e9ho \u017eivotn\u00edho stylu<\/strong>. Nejen\u017ee si vydr\u017euje ochranku slo\u017eenou pouze z\u00a0pe\u010dliv\u011b selektovan\u00fdch lybijsk\u00fdch amazonek, ale, jak p\u0159ed \u010dasem vyleakly Wikileaks, v\u0161ude tak\u00e9 cestuje alespo\u0148 s\u00a0jednou \u201esmysln\u011b blond\u201c ukrajinskou zdravotn\u00ed sestrou (z celkem \u010dty\u0159\u010dlenn\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu). Jako spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 superstar si h\u00fd\u010dk\u00e1 f\u00f3bie, a tak odm\u00edt\u00e1 sp\u00e1t v\u00fd\u0161 ne\u017e v\u00a0prvn\u00edm poschod\u00ed, v\u00a0r\u00e1mci ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u017edy po\u017eaduje dost m\u00edsta pro bedu\u00ednsk\u00fd stan, ve kter\u00e9m d\u00e1v\u00e1 audience, a d\u00edky strachu z\u00a0dlouh\u00fdch let\u016f nad vodou se jeho glob\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159esuny podobaj\u00ed grafu Brownova pohybu. Rozml\u00e1tit hotelov\u00fd pokoj um\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u0159eti\u0159ad\u00fd baskytarista, ale jen Kadd\u00e1f\u00ed si dok\u00e1\u017ee na podlaze rozd\u011blat oh\u00fdnek a uva\u0159it si bedu\u00ednsk\u00fd \u010daj\u00edk. Vzhledem k\u00a0tomu v\u0161emu asi nikoho moc nep\u0159ekvapilo, kdy\u017e si na ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ee p\u0159ivezl velblouda.<\/p>\n

2) Je to politolog<\/strong>, filosof<\/strong> a genderov\u00fd aktivista sv\u011btov\u00e9ho form\u00e1tu<\/strong>. Jeho projevy jsou mnohahodinov\u00e9 a jeho n\u00e1zory nekompromisn\u00ed. Ty nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed perly sepsal do sv\u00e9 Zelen\u00e9 knihy, kterou se celkem p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b zab\u00fdvali i v\u00a0jednom z\u00a0posledn\u00edch \u010d\u00edsel surrealistick\u00e9 revue Analogon. Citovat lze odkudkoli: \u201e\u017dena j\u00ed a pije, stejn\u011b jako mu\u017e j\u00ed a pije<\/em>.\u201c \u201eKdy\u017e \u017eena nemenstruuje, je t\u011bhotn\u00e1<\/em>.\u201c \u201eDr\u016fbe\u017e, stejn\u011b jako ostatn\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00e9 \u0159\u00ed\u0161e, pot\u0159ebuje mate\u0159stv\u00ed jako p\u0159irozen\u00e9 stadium v\u00fdvoje<\/em>.\u201c A tak d\u00e1l a\u017e do nekone\u010dna, nechyb\u00ed ani zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b osv\u00edcen\u00e9 kapitoly o jezdectv\u00ed nebo dom\u00e1c\u00edm slu\u017eebnictvu. Z\u00e1jemci si ten klenot mohou cel\u00fd p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst kdesi v\u00a0bahn\u011b internetu, ale rad\u0161i si to dvakr\u00e1t rozmyslete.<\/p>\n

3) A hlavn\u011b je sv\u011btovou m\u00f3dn\u00ed ikonou<\/strong>. Z jeho dikt\u00e1torsk\u00fdch outfit\u016f by spadla brada i Danu Nekone\u010dn\u00e9mu, Vanity Fair ho vyhl\u00e1sil od\u011bvn\u00edm g\u00e9niem na\u0161\u00ed doby<\/a>. P\u0159ilo\u017een\u00e9 momentky jasn\u011b ukazuj\u00ed, \u017ee tenhle p\u00e1n si v pekle zaslou\u017e\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd trendovn\u00ed disko-kotel (teda jestli u\u017e v n\u011bm nepe\u010dou Turkmenba\u0161iho).<\/p>\n