{"id":8802,"date":"2016-09-07T09:32:21","date_gmt":"2016-09-07T08:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8802"},"modified":"2016-09-07T09:32:35","modified_gmt":"2016-09-07T08:32:35","slug":"melnik-tak-takhle-ne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8802","title":{"rendered":"M\u011bln\u00edk: Tak takhle ne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee jste na kamar\u00e1dov\u011b svatb\u011b a b\u011bhem ve\u010dera se va\u0161\u00ed skupin\u011b poda\u0159\u00ed vyp\u00edt cel\u00fd minipivovar. P\u0159edstavte si ty no\u010dn\u00ed hororov\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny: sl\u00e9v\u00e1te dohromady nedopit\u00e9 chcanky kdysi dobr\u00e9ho lobe\u010dsk\u00e9ho a je\u0161t\u011b mlsn\u011b kouk\u00e1te po sousedovi, kter\u00fd m\u011bl to \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a v nedopit\u00fdch pivech nem\u011bl vajgla. A pak p\u0159i\u0161la na \u0159adu obl\u00edben\u00e1 ferme\u017e, n\u00e1sledovaly v\u00fdtr\u017enosti&#8230; a u\u017e je tu r\u00e1no. Tak\u017ee dobr\u00e9 r\u00e1no!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Z pivovaru Lobe\u010d se v kocovin\u011b vyd\u00e1te p\u011b\u0161ky do M\u0161ena a odtud pak vlakem na M\u011bln\u00edk. Jen\u017ee zkuste si \u017e\u00edt kolem poledn\u00edho v ned\u011bli na M\u011bln\u00edku! Je vedro a v\u0161echny \u017eivnosti jsou zav\u0159en\u00e9. Nikde ani noha. Jen prach, asfalt, smrad, zmar a za plotem \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1 pes. Alespo\u0148 kolem n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. Proto v\u00e1s p\u0159ekvap\u00ed, \u017ee kousek od n\u011bj zde spat\u0159\u00edte ne\u010dekan\u00fd podnik \u2013 bufet Na Vlak\u00e1\u010di. A hned zpychnete a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te si: <em>\u201eJen aby tam ty kurvy nem\u011bly Gambrinus, Kru\u0161ky nebo Starou\u0161ka!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Otev\u0159ete dve\u0159e, vlezete dovnit\u0159 \u2013 a v\u0161echno je jinak. Z\u00edr\u00e1te do soukrom\u00e9ho ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, v n\u011bm\u017e se n\u011bjak\u00e1 d\u016fchodkyn\u011b povaluje na gau\u010di u dom\u00e1c\u00edho kina. D\u00e1vaj\u00ed n\u011bco na zp\u016fsob AZ kv\u00edzu. To v\u00e1s zaujme. Jenom\u017ee zpoza baru se vyno\u0159\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed \u017eena a spust\u00ed: <em>\u201eCo si to dovolujete? Vypadn\u011bte ven! Ven, ven, vypadn\u011bte!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8802 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/melnik_sportbar_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/melnik_sportbar_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/melnik_sportbar_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/melnik_sportbar_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>A tak se omluv\u00edte (nen\u00ed to nic platno) a jdete do hajzlu. Na z\u00e1da v\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b po sto metrech bubnuj\u00ed vztekl\u00e9 a spravedliv\u00e9 nad\u00e1vky vyru\u0161en\u00e9 obyvatelky n\u00e1dra\u017eky. Nic dobr\u00fdho takhle \u017e\u00edt, nic dobr\u00fdho takhle \u017e\u00edt na M\u011bln\u00edku v ned\u011bli dopoledne u n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. A z\u00e1rove\u0148 kdy\u017e je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edte, \u017ee \u201en\u00e1dra\u017eka\u201c na autobus\u00e1ku m\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b zav\u0159eno. <\/p>\n<p><em>kpt. Exner<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8802\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee jste na kamar\u00e1dov\u011b svatb\u011b a b\u011bhem ve\u010dera se va\u0161\u00ed skupin\u011b poda\u0159\u00ed vyp\u00edt cel\u00fd minipivovar. P\u0159edstavte si ty no\u010dn\u00ed hororov\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny: sl\u00e9v\u00e1te dohromady nedopit\u00e9 chcanky kdysi dobr\u00e9ho lobe\u010dsk\u00e9ho a je\u0161t\u011b mlsn\u011b kouk\u00e1te po sousedovi, kter\u00fd m\u011bl to \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a v nedopit\u00fdch pivech nem\u011bl vajgla. A pak p\u0159i\u0161la na \u0159adu obl\u00edben\u00e1 ferme\u017e, n\u00e1sledovaly v\u00fdtr\u017enosti&#8230; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8802\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;M\u011bln\u00edk: Tak takhle ne&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[130],"class_list":["post-8802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kpt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8802"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8808,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8802\/revisions\/8808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}