{"id":8864,"date":"2016-10-12T08:55:32","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T07:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8864"},"modified":"2016-10-12T13:05:58","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T12:05:58","slug":"banska-bystrica-taktonak-chcem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8864","title":{"rendered":"Bansk\u00e1 Bystrica: Takto\u0148\u00e1k chcem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eTy, hej! Je mi zle z\u00a0v\u00edna. Preto chcem pivo. Dobr\u00fa desiatku v\u00a0plechu.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A jak zedn\u00edk \u0159ekl, tak se i stalo. V\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed mu podala chlazenou des\u00edtku Urpiner a on se j\u00ed odvd\u011b\u010dil \u00fasm\u011bvem pln\u00fdm zlat\u00fdch zub\u016f. \u0158emeslo m\u00e1 prost\u011b zlat\u00e9 dno! Okam\u017eit\u011b jsem si taky vybavil legend\u00e1rn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161ku z filmu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.csfd.cz\/film\/5263-radikalni-rez\/prehled\/\" target=\"_blank\">Radik\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0159ez (1983)<\/a>, kterou vyslovil zlatem se cen\u00edc\u00ed Mari\u00e1n Labuda. Hr\u00e1l tehdy podivuhodnou roli cig\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho hrab\u011bte (socialistick\u00e9ho st\u0159ihu!) odn\u011bkud ze Sokolova: <em>\u201eNejjist\u011bj\u0161\u00ed banka je toto!\u201c<\/em> To se tenkr\u00e1t Du\u0161anu \u201ed\u011bln\u00edku \u010dsl. kultury\u201c <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8662\" target=\"_blank\">Kleinovi<\/a> opravdu povedlo. Ale zp\u00e1tky na kone\u010dnou Trat\u011b Slovensk\u00e9ho n\u00e1rodn\u00edho povst\u00e1n\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Banskobystrick\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka neboli Piv\u00e1re\u0148 Semafor m\u00e1 \u010dtvercov\u00fd p\u016fdorys, vysok\u00e9 stropy a nach\u00e1z\u00ed se v\u00a0zadn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti stanice. Jej\u00ed vybaven\u00ed i v\u00fdzdoba jsou dost \u00fasporn\u00e9. Poutn\u00edkovo oko mohou zaujmout pouze za\u0161l\u00e9 kroje a \u0161\u00e1tky s\u00a0lidov\u00fdmi vzory, kter\u00e9 vis\u00ed na st\u011bn\u00e1ch. K\u00a0dost\u00e1n\u00ed je zde velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed klasick\u00fdch lihovin. Nejv\u00edce se pije borovi\u010dka, vodka a karpatsk\u00e1 hork\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eCigarety som si k\u00fapiu, mal\u00e9 p\u00edvo, zbyuo mi p\u00e1r centou. Tak na dve deci.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Je osm r\u00e1no a p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed sem dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed postar\u0161\u00ed chl\u00e1pci. V\u011bt\u0161inou jsou to \u017eivotem o\u0161lehan\u00ed \u0161tram\u00e1ci. Jeden mi siln\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 spisovatele <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lenposlovensku.sk\/albums\/articles\/126\/47857480-tatarka.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Dominika Tatarku<\/a>. Vzez\u0159en\u00ed ostatn\u00edch je ale podobn\u011b zemit\u00e9 a \u00fasporn\u00e9 jako v\u00fdzdoba kvelbu: sand\u00e1le, tepl\u00e1ky, lehk\u00e1 kostkovan\u00e1 ko\u0161ile a igelitka Kaufland. Ta je nav\u00edc vy\u0161perkovan\u00e1 syfilidn\u00edm heslem, kter\u00e9 zn\u00e1me i v\u00a0\u010desk\u00e9 variant\u011b: \u201eZ l\u00e1sky k Slovensku.\u201c P\u00e1nov\u00e9 si obvykle daj\u00ed na stoj\u00e1ka decku nebo dv\u011b p\u00e1lenky. Nikdy si nesedaj\u00ed. Kopnou ji do sebe, n\u011bkdy zapijou lok\u00e1ln\u00ed kofolou, a pokra\u010dujou na vlak. Rutin\u00e9\u0159i. Drtiv\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina z\u00a0nich je ale \u201ezachoval\u00e1\u201c a rozhodn\u011b nevypadaj\u00ed jako profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00e1gusov\u00e9 \u010di o\u017eralci, jak\u00e9 m\u016f\u017eeme v\u00a0tu samou dobu potkat u ko\u0159alky nap\u0159\u00edklad na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0Most\u011b.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8864 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banskabystrica_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>\u010cepovan\u00e9 pivo je m\u00edstn\u00ed provenience, tedy z pivovaru Urpiner. A d\u00e1 se p\u00edt. Za pozornost je\u0161t\u011b stoj\u00ed ji\u017e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e1 to\u010den\u00e1 limon\u00e1da kofolov\u00e9ho typu (zn. BB Kola), kter\u00e1 je takt\u00e9\u017e produktem m\u00edstn\u00edho browaru. Naprosto skvostn\u00fd je v\u00fdb\u011br pol\u00edvek (v\u0161echny za 1,30 eur): desiatkov\u00e1, fazu\u013ekov\u00e1, hrachov\u00e1 a dr\u0161kov\u00e1. <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4kNjhhGcCY0\" target=\"_blank\">\u201eTakto\u0148\u00e1k chcem,\u201c<\/a><\/em> jak zas \u0161kriek\u00e1 raper H\u00e1fner na aktu\u00e1lnom albumiku nazvan\u00e9m Opice a anan\u00e1sy. A krasoj\u00edzda pokra\u010duje. V\u00fdb\u011br hotovek je taky solidn\u00ed: uden\u00e1 krkovi\u010dka, debrec\u00ednsk\u00fd gul\u00e1\u0161, b\u00f3\u010dik. V\u0161echno s\u00a0knedl\u00edkem, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b bramborov\u00fdm sal\u00e1tem.<\/p>\n<p>Srd\u00e9\u010dko \u017e\u00edzniv\u00e9ho poutn\u00edka pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed i \u0161irok\u00fd v\u00fdb\u011br chlazen\u00fdch lahv\u00e1\u010d\u016f nebo plechovek. V\u0161e z\u00a0m\u00edstn\u00edch zdroj\u016f.\u00a0 A tak si ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee nak\u0159e\u010dkovat libovoln\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed z\u00e1sob osv\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00edch n\u00e1poj\u016f do vlaku.<\/p>\n<p>T\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed odchodem m\u011b je\u0161t\u011b zaujal rozhovor u vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu:<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 \u201eTak\u00fd mal\u00fd, krpat\u00fd. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014 \u201eHej, mlad\u00fd kokot!\u201c<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014 \u201eAle pivko za 73 centov!\u201c<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014 \u201eHajzel.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ale to na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nebylo na m\u011b\u2026 alebo \u00e1no? U\u017e se to nedozv\u00edm, odj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm na jih. Do \u0160uran.<\/p>\n<p><em>kpt. Exner<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8864\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eTy, hej! Je mi zle z\u00a0v\u00edna. Preto chcem pivo. Dobr\u00fa desiatku v\u00a0plechu.\u201c A jak zedn\u00edk \u0159ekl, tak se i stalo. V\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed mu podala chlazenou des\u00edtku Urpiner a on se j\u00ed odvd\u011b\u010dil \u00fasm\u011bvem pln\u00fdm zlat\u00fdch zub\u016f. \u0158emeslo m\u00e1 prost\u011b zlat\u00e9 dno! Okam\u017eit\u011b jsem si taky vybavil legend\u00e1rn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161ku z filmu Radik\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0159ez (1983), kterou vyslovil zlatem &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8864\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bansk\u00e1 Bystrica: Takto\u0148\u00e1k chcem&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[130],"class_list":["post-8864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kpt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8864"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8877,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864\/revisions\/8877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}