{"id":9027,"date":"2016-12-21T00:39:31","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T23:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9027"},"modified":"2016-12-21T00:40:43","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T23:40:43","slug":"rambukkana-flakni-mu-tou-zidli-o-hrbet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9027","title":{"rendered":"Rambukkana: Fl\u00e1kni mu tou \u017eidl\u00ed o h\u0159bet!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Neb\u00fdt nedalek\u00fdch slon\u00edch \u00fatulk\u016f, byla by Rambukkana jen dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161r\u00edlanskou vs\u00ed, kterou bez v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho z\u00e1jmu projedete na cest\u011b vlakem z Colomba do Kandy. Jen\u017ee proto\u017ee si kousek odsud za na m\u00edstn\u00ed pom\u011bry nehor\u00e1zn\u00e9 prachy hraj\u00ed mah\u00fatov\u00e9 s h\u00e1kem v ruce na ochr\u00e1nce chobotnatc\u016f, vystupuje na zdej\u0161\u00edm \u00fatuln\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed zna\u010dn\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00edch. A o ty je pot\u0159eba se postarat.<\/p>\n

Dominantou rambukkansk\u00e9 stanice je bezpochyby zast\u0159e\u0161en\u00e1 d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1 l\u00e1vka p\u0159es koleji\u0161t\u011b. Toho, kdo je na Cejlonu sotva p\u00e1r hodin, mo\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b upout\u00e1 masivn\u00ed socha Buddhy u ok\u00fdnka s\u00a0klasick\u00fdmi kart\u00f3nov\u00fdmi j\u00edzdenkami. Moji pozornost ale strh\u00e1v\u00e1 cedule na prvn\u00edm per\u00f3nu. CANTEEN \u2013 hl\u00e1s\u00e1 honosn\u011b. Zku\u0161enosti z Indie, ke kter\u00fdm se je\u0161t\u011b dostanu, mi vel\u00ed za\u0159adit zp\u00e1te\u010dku. Zv\u011bdavost je ale siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159ipad\u00e1m si jako na lovu n\u011b\u010deho exotick\u00e9ho. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se opatrn\u011b p\u0159ibli\u017euju a obhl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm ter\u00e9n. Kant\u00fdna se nach\u00e1z\u00ed v dome\u010dku soused\u00edc\u00edm s hlavn\u00ed budovou. Krom\u011b zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 cedule provozovatel\u00e9 nijak k n\u00e1\u0161t\u011bv\u011b nel\u00e1kaj\u00ed \u2013 \u017eadn\u00e9 pivo, limo, \u010daj, rum, bum. Nato\u017e pak pouta\u010d nadn\u00e1rodn\u00edch limon\u00e1dn\u00edk\u016f. O z\u00e1kaznicky orientovan\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edstupu v\u0161ak sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed dopl\u0148kov\u00e9 hladov\u00e9 ok\u00e9nko na n\u00e1stupi\u0161ti sm\u011br Kandy, kter\u00e9 je ve chv\u00edli, kdy vlak p\u0159iraz\u00ed do stanice, hojn\u011b vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1no.<\/p>\n

Ter\u00e9n je tedy zrekognoskov\u00e1n a nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e vkro\u010dit. T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, co by mohlo vzbudit v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pozornost ne\u017e v\u00e1hav\u00fd skoro dvoumetrov\u00fd sv\u011btlovlas\u00fd b\u011bloch ve \u0161r\u00edlansk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece. P\u011bti\u010dlenn\u00e9 osazenstvo moje entr\u00e9e ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b ignoruje. Hlavy toti\u017e v\u0161ichni bez v\u00fdjimky maj\u00ed vykroucen\u00e9 k televizi pod stropem. \u017de by kriket? Kam m\u011b vede slep\u00e1 v\u00e1\u0161e\u0148! Na obrazovce b\u011b\u017e\u00ed wrestling. Propl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm se kolem jedin\u00e9ho stolu k pultu a dum\u00e1m, co bych si tak koupil. J\u00eddlo to nebude. Po zku\u0161enostech z Indie<\/a>, kde jsem mohl v\u00edc recenzovat z\u00e1chody ne\u017e n\u00e1dra\u017eky, se \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed strav\u011b v t\u00e9to \u010d\u00e1sti sv\u011bta preventivn\u011b vyh\u00fdb\u00e1m. Tak\u017ee sam\u00f3sa i su\u0161en\u00e9 nudle s medem m\u011b nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed chladn\u00fdm. Nakonec vzhledem k m\u00edrn\u00e9 ospalosti vol\u00edm konzervativn\u00ed kafe, co\u017e se ukazuje jako probl\u00e9m, proto\u017ee strejc za pultem absolutn\u011b netu\u0161\u00ed, co chci, kdy\u017e mu dokola opakuji v\u00a0r\u016fzn\u00fdch variac\u00edch v\u00fdslovnosti slovo coffee. U\u017e to hodl\u00e1m vzd\u00e1t a spokojit se s \u010dajem, kdy\u017e na pomoc p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed jeden z mlad\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f a pom\u00e1h\u00e1 s p\u0159ekladem. Hospodsk\u00fd k\u0159ikne na starou a kas\u00edruje m\u011b o 25 rupi\u00ed. Tedy asi \u010dty\u0159i koruny.<\/p>\n