{"id":9064,"date":"2016-12-26T19:01:45","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T18:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9064"},"modified":"2016-12-26T19:01:45","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T18:01:45","slug":"vagusi-rok-2016-cast-2-bude-jeste-hur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9064","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1gus\u00ed rok 2016, \u010d\u00e1st 2.: Bude je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jak\u00fd byl pr\u00e1v\u011b kon\u010d\u00edc\u00ed rok s po\u0159adov\u00fdm \u010d\u00edslem 2016? Co v n\u011bm bylo nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a co nejv\u00edc na hovno? A kam sm\u011b\u0159uje vezdej\u0161\u00ed sv\u011bt v roce 2017? Uplynul\u00fd rok hodnot\u00ed na\u0161i kolegov\u00e9, zn\u00e1m\u00ed, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 a p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/romanrops.blogspot.cz\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nRoman Rops-T\u016fma \/ spisovatel a aforista<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Jak\u00fd nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed podnik jste letos nav\u0161t\u00edvili?<\/strong><br \/>\nCelu pro ha\u0161te\u0159iv\u00e9 \u017eeny v t\u00e1borsk\u00e9m undergroundu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co pro v\u00e1s bylo nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitkem?<\/strong><br \/>\nKo\u017een\u00e9 kab\u00e1ty mezi stromy na \u00fapat\u00ed \u017delezn\u00fdch hor, za \u00fapl\u0148ku.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co bylo v posledn\u00edm roce nejv\u00edc na hovno?<\/strong><br \/>\nZem\u0159elo tolik telebrit a tolik dobr\u00fdch lid\u00ed prohr\u00e1lo v\u0161elijak\u00e9 volby, \u017ee i princezna Leia dostala infarkt. Ale n\u011bkter\u00fdm ani tolik nesta\u010d\u00ed k proz\u0159en\u00ed, a je\u0161t\u011b si d\u011blaj\u00ed prdel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kam mysl\u00edte, \u017ee tento sv\u011bt sm\u011b\u0159uje?<\/strong><br \/>\nK mnoha dal\u0161\u00edm infarkt\u016fm, volb\u00e1m a prdel\u00edm. Tak\u017ee bych vlastn\u011b ne\u0159ekl, \u017ee n\u011bkam sm\u011b\u0159uje. Ostatn\u011b soud\u00edm, \u017ee i \u201esv\u011bt\u201c je p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 siln\u00e9 slovo.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"cs\" dir=\"ltr\">V\u011bt\u0161inu no-go z\u00f3n v \u010cR pozn\u00e1te podle toho, \u017ee jsou vystav\u011bny ve slohu podnikatelsk\u00fdho baroka.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Roman Rops-T\u016fma (@RomanRops) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RomanRops\/status\/810416079021424641\">December 18, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/sakraphon.cz\/kvetoslavdolejsi\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nKv\u011btoslav Dolej\u0161\u00ed \/ lo-fi b\u016fh<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Jak\u00fd nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed podnik jste letos nav\u0161t\u00edvili?<\/strong><br \/>\nImprovizovan\u00e1 hosp\u016fdka v obci Rechle na Prachaticku.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co pro v\u00e1s bylo nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitkem?<\/strong><br \/>\nPokus (nakonec \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd) o zakoupen\u00ed lahvoveho piva v prodejn\u011b potravin v Koch\u00e1nk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co bylo v posledn\u00edm roce nejv\u00edc na hovno?<\/strong><br \/>\nVyhazov z mnou pracn\u011b budovan\u00e9 kapely (hraj\u00edc\u00ed m\u016fj reperto\u00e1r) se znemo\u017en\u011bn\u00edm jak\u00e9koliv mo\u017enosti m\u00e9 sebeobrany + neschopnost \u010cT odvys\u00edlat alespo\u0148 jednu jedinou uk\u00e1zku ze z\u00e1vod\u016f v <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=uj-2N6Ppg6Q\" target=\"_blank\">motoskij\u00f6ringu<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kam mysl\u00edte, \u017ee tento sv\u011bt sm\u011b\u0159uje?<\/strong><br \/>\nJako raketa vylet\u00ed prudce po\u010det stydliv\u00fdch atent\u00e1tn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se budou z\u00e1sadn\u011b odpalovat v \u00fastran\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uAtigRvIPwQ\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\"><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vyvarovna.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nPako\u010dka \/ V\u00fdva\u0159ovna<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Jak\u00fd nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed podnik jste letos nav\u0161t\u00edvili?<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00dapln\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b to byly budape\u0161\u0165sk\u00fd star\u00fd l\u00e1zn\u011b Sz\u00e9chenyi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co pro v\u00e1s bylo nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitkem?<\/strong><br \/>\nNominace na cenu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rozhlas.cz\/radiowave\/kultura\/_zprava\/bloggerky-magnesie-litery-2015-vyvarovna-asijatka-a-iva-pekarkova-kratsi-hejtovane-a-nevydelecne--1597264\" target=\"_blank\">Magnesia Litera<\/a> a fakt, \u017ee jsem a\u017e v roce 2016 objevila <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CgBJ5irINqU\" target=\"_blank\">tohle video<\/a> (netu\u0161\u00edm, co jsem krom\u011b \u0161pehov\u00e1n\u00ed ko\u010dek v nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u017eivotn\u00edch situac\u00edch ty roky p\u0159ed t\u00edm na t\u011bch internetech sledovala?!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co bylo v posledn\u00edm roce nejv\u00edc na hovno?<\/strong><br \/>\nKdy\u017e pominu univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed \u201ev\u0161echno\u201c, tak t\u0159eba: spoustu mrtv\u00fdch hudebn\u00edk\u016f \u2013 od Bowieho po George Michaela, zav\u0159en\u00fd lah\u016fdky v Hole\u0161ovic\u00edch, Kv\u011bten ve Vr\u0161ovic\u00edch, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vyvarovna.com\/2016\/06\/rip-flip.html\" target=\"_blank\">Flip na Masary\u010dce<\/a> a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8689\" target=\"_blank\">ml\u00ed\u010d\u0148\u00e1k na Kula\u0165\u00e1ku<\/a>. \u017de jsem si furt nepo\u0159\u00eddila di\u00e1\u0159 (ten opravdickej, s \u010d\u00edslama, kter\u00fd zna\u010d\u00ed dny), neum\u00edm pracovat s Google kalend\u00e1\u0159em, oslavila jsem t\u0159ic\u00edtku, n\u00e1\u0161 kocour mn\u011b stihnul pokousat celkem dvakr\u00e1t, pro\u0161vihla jsem koncert AHNONI, furt nejsem dostate\u010dn\u011b b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b \u00fachyln\u00e1 nebo xenofiln\u00ed, abych se dostala na whitemedia a nep\u0159ijel mn\u011b zachr\u00e1nit \u017e\u00e1dnej Richard Gere.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kam mysl\u00edte, \u017ee tento sv\u011bt sm\u011b\u0159uje?<\/strong><br \/>\nZe sv\u011bta b\u00e1je\u010d\u00fdch vylep\u0161ov\u00e1k\u016f do sv\u011bta toho, co bylo p\u0159ed t\u00edm. T\u0159et\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e1 v\u00e1lka ne\u00faprosn\u00e9 ne\u0161ikovnosti a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=a1ZbwqXQZPo\" target=\"_blank\">fail\u016f za failem<\/a> (jsem dneska velice temn\u00e1!): Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, abych nebyla tak genericky pesimistick\u00e1, rozhodn\u011b u\u017e te\u010f v\u00edm, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=uCWduPckexM\" target=\"_blank\">kam sm\u011b\u0159uju j\u00e1<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/l3vRgffYlRtat2uSQ\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\"><\/iframe>\u00a0<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/rubato.cz\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nJaroslav Tvrdo\u0148 \/ Rubato<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Jak\u00fd nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed podnik jste letos nav\u0161t\u00edvili?<\/strong><br \/>\nHele, vim, \u017ee to bylo asi n\u011bkde v Karl\u00edn\u011b, proto\u017ee sem tam sch\u00e1zel ze \u017di\u017ekova, a \u017ee tam m\u011bli dlouho otev\u0159eno, proto\u017ee sem tam jel od Karla, kde u\u017e zav\u00edrali. Neplatil sem nic za pivko a sd\u00edlen\u011b se tam hulilo. Prost\u011b megazaj\u00edmav\u00fd podnik. Akorat teda nevim, kde to bylo, co\u017e bylo asi v povaze toho podniku.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co pro v\u00e1s bylo nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitkem?<\/strong><br \/>\nChodit deset let do pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co bylo v posledn\u00edm roce nejv\u00edc na hovno?<\/strong><br \/>\nKune\u0161ova achilovka.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kam mysl\u00edte, \u017ee tento sv\u011bt sm\u011b\u0159uje?<\/strong><br \/>\nT\u011bsn\u011b vedle d\u00edry do prdele, proto\u017ee sv\u011bt je takov\u00fd kokot, \u017ee se ani do prdele netref\u00ed. <\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4tLUbjgv5Mo\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nPetr Karl\u00ed\u010dek \/ kpt. Exner<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Jak\u00fd nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed podnik jste letos nav\u0161t\u00edvili?<\/strong><br \/>\nPivnice v jihoslovensk\u00fdch \u0160uranech. Pivo, borovi\u010dka, m\u00edstn\u00ed postavi\u010dky (nap\u0159. t\u00fdpek, co nab\u00edz\u00ed \u017eenskejm karamelky), historky lok\u00e1ln\u00edho v\u00fdznamu. Vedro, mouchy, vlhk\u00fd mapy na strop\u011b&#8230; Kr\u00e1sa.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co pro v\u00e1s bylo nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitkem?<\/strong><br \/>\nHned m\u011b napadly r\u016fzn\u00fd pras\u00e1rny. Nap\u0159\u00edklad divok\u00e1 svatba kamar\u00e1da z Nos\u00e1lova, na n\u00ed\u017e jsem d\u011blal d\u00fdd\u017eeje. A p\u0159esto\u017ee jsem m\u011bl ESGMEQ od nev\u011bsty p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b zak\u00e1zan\u00fd, \u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ragl9CfXjSw\" target=\"_blank\">Nen\u00e1vid\u00edm t\u011b<\/a>\u201c jelo asi \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t&#8230; A krom\u011b toho jsem t\u0159eba v l\u00e9t\u011b nav\u0161t\u00edvil podnik nazvan\u00fd Mamacoffee. P\u011bkn\u00e1 blbost a docela biz\u00e1r. Dob\u0159e v\u00e1m tak, Pra\u017e\u00e1ci. To m\u00e1te za v\u0161echno.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co bylo v posledn\u00edm roce nejv\u00edc na hovno?<\/strong><br \/>\nNedostatek \u010dasu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kam mysl\u00edte, \u017ee tento sv\u011bt sm\u011b\u0159uje?<\/strong><br \/>\nNem\u00e1m \u0161ajn.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ragl9CfXjSw\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9064\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jak\u00fd byl pr\u00e1v\u011b kon\u010d\u00edc\u00ed rok s po\u0159adov\u00fdm \u010d\u00edslem 2016? Co v n\u011bm bylo nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a co nejv\u00edc na hovno? A kam sm\u011b\u0159uje vezdej\u0161\u00ed sv\u011bt v roce 2017? Uplynul\u00fd rok hodnot\u00ed na\u0161i kolegov\u00e9, zn\u00e1m\u00ed, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 a p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[139,130,140,138],"class_list":["post-9064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-image-je-vsechno","tag-jaryn","tag-kpt","tag-kvtsl","tag-rops"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9064"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9087,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9064\/revisions\/9087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}