{"id":931,"date":"2011-04-02T12:40:53","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T11:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=931"},"modified":"2013-07-30T13:59:50","modified_gmt":"2013-07-30T12:59:50","slug":"orient-kavezo-keleti-pu-budapest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"Orient K\u00e1v\u00e9z\u00f3, Keleti pu, Budape\u0161\u0165"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/04\/02\/orient-kavezo-keleti-pu-budapest\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/orient_03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nen\u00ed snadn\u00e9 stihnout vlak z Rumunska do Ma\u010farska, kdy\u017e ka\u017ed\u00e1 ze zem\u00ed le\u017e\u00ed v jin\u00e9m \u010dasov\u00e9m p\u00e1smu a nav\u00edc se v noci posouv\u00e1 zimn\u00ed \u010das na letn\u00ed. Zkr\u00e1tka, n\u00e1dra\u017eku Orient Express v Oradei jsme nav\u0161t\u00edvit nestihli. Vynahradili jsme si to v\u0161ak na budape\u0161\u0165sk\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed <strong>Keleti p\u00e1lyaudvar<\/strong> (pozor, pleonasmus). A jak jsme se brzy p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dili, n\u00e1zev zdej\u0161\u00edho podniku <strong>Orient K\u00e1v\u00e9z\u00f3<\/strong> skute\u010dn\u011b nelhal.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->V podivuhodn\u00e9m konglomer\u00e1tu restaura\u010dn\u00edch za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed um\u00edst\u011bn\u00e9m v jednom z pr\u016fchod\u016f (ve druh\u00e9m je po\u0161ta) se sch\u00e1z\u00ed nejen po\u010detn\u00e1 arabsk\u00e1 men\u0161ina, ale i reprezentativn\u00ed vzorek n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edho polosv\u011bta. Pr\u016fhledem na venkovn\u00ed staveni\u0161t\u011b jsme mohli pozorovat dynamiku m\u00edstn\u00edho drogov\u00e9ho trhu i obchodu s ply\u0161ov\u00fdmi hra\u010dkami. Fr\u010d\u00ed zejm\u00e9na pandy, asi pod dojmem pohnut\u00e9ho osudu berl\u00ednsk\u00e9ho medv\u00eddka Knuta. Medv\u00eddek P\u00fa se na Keleti pu kupodivu neprod\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Barmanka sice m\u011bla zlat\u00e9 boty a mo\u017en\u00e1 i srdce a zuby, nikoli v\u0161ak zlat\u00e9 ruce. S p\u00edpou z\u00e1pasila asi p\u011bt minut. Pivo <strong>Borsodi<\/strong> za <strong>350 forint\u016f<\/strong> v\u0161ak bylo ne\u010dekan\u011b dobr\u00e9 na to, \u017ee jej \u010depovala mo\u017en\u00e1 podruh\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b. S muslimskou klientelou ov\u0161em mnoho piva nevyto\u010d\u00ed\u0161, a tak se nen\u00ed \u010demu divit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u010caj<\/strong> za <strong>150 forint\u016f<\/strong> byl tepl\u00fd a z <strong>baklavy<\/strong> za <strong>180<\/strong> tekla sladk\u00e1 mrdka, a tak byla KZ spokojen\u00e1. Mrdka byla pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b i v <strong>pipi gyrosu<\/strong> za <strong>550 forint\u016f<\/strong>, tak\u017ee spokojen\u00ed jsme byli z\u0159ejm\u011b v\u0161ichni v\u010detn\u011b obsluhuj\u00edc\u00edho Egyp\u0165ana. Mezi mu\u017eem s kin\u017e\u00e1lem a KZ nav\u00edc vzniko zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed pouto, proto\u017ee oba m\u011bli stejnou ko\u017eenou bundi\u010dku, a proto Egyp\u0165an pro V\u00e1gus.cz i ochotn\u011b zap\u00f3zoval.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=929\" target=\"_blank\">Hajzlb\u00e1by musely vyklidit prostor<\/a> u\u017e i v Budape\u0161ti. Nahradila je skupinka \u010dty\u0159 ml\u00e1denc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed krom\u011b vyd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed pap\u00edru st\u00edhaj\u00ed i vekslovat valuty (dal\u0161\u00ed pleonasmus?), dealovat drogy a prod\u00e1vat porno\u010dasopisy. Dosp\u011bl\u00fd zdrav\u00fd mu\u017e je tedy vybaven v\u0161\u00edm, co lze na v\u00e9c\u00e9 pou\u017e\u00edt, a je\u0161t\u011b m\u016f\u017ee vyu\u017e\u00edt nab\u00eddky erotick\u00fdch slu\u017eeb arabsk\u00fdch chlapc\u016f. \u017dena by byla pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b ihned prod\u00e1na, KZ si proto sv\u00e9 tekutiny schovala a\u017e pro jinou budape\u0161\u0165skou n\u00e1dra\u017eku. Ale o tom a\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-931 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" 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src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_10.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_10-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_11.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_11-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_12.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/orient_12-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * * *<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * * * (sle\u010dna sice neum\u011bla to\u010dit, ale mu\u017e s kin\u017e\u00e1lem se ot\u00e1\u010det um\u011bl)<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * * *<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: * * * (rad\u011bji nechceme zkoumat, z jak\u00e9ho b\u00edl\u00e9ho masa byl vyroben pipi gyros)<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: * * * * (kde jinde v\u00e1s na z\u00e1chod\u011b vybav\u00ed porno\u010dasopisem?)<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=931\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nen\u00ed snadn\u00e9 stihnout vlak z Rumunska do Ma\u010farska, kdy\u017e ka\u017ed\u00e1 ze zem\u00ed le\u017e\u00ed v jin\u00e9m \u010dasov\u00e9m p\u00e1smu a nav\u00edc se v noci posouv\u00e1 zimn\u00ed \u010das na letn\u00ed. Zkr\u00e1tka, n\u00e1dra\u017eku Orient Express v Oradei jsme nav\u0161t\u00edvit nestihli. Vynahradili jsme si to v\u0161ak na budape\u0161\u0165sk\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Keleti p\u00e1lyaudvar (pozor, pleonasmus). A jak jsme se brzy p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dili, n\u00e1zev &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=931\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Orient K\u00e1v\u00e9z\u00f3, Keleti pu, Budape\u0161\u0165&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5480,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions\/5480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}