{"id":9365,"date":"2017-07-26T05:42:44","date_gmt":"2017-07-26T04:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9365"},"modified":"2017-08-01T08:04:29","modified_gmt":"2017-08-01T07:04:29","slug":"znojmo-tak-to-je-kurva-happyend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9365","title":{"rendered":"Znojmo: Tak to je kurva happyend!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do proslul\u00e9 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5286\" target=\"_blank\">znojemsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky<\/a> p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edme posva\u010dit. <em>\u201e\u017dralo\u010d\u00ed matka za\u00fato\u010d\u00ed v dvacet jedna dvacet!\u201c<\/em> sd\u011bluje velk\u00e1 ploch\u00e1 televize a dramatick\u00e1 hudba v podkresu hezky kontrastuje s nevzru\u0161enou atmosf\u00e9rou v lok\u00e1le. Krom\u011b n\u00e1s se tam nach\u00e1z\u00ed pouze \u0161tamgast na baru a sta\u0159\u00ed trampov\u00e9.* Zat\u00edmco nov\u00e1ck\u00e1 upout\u00e1vka se p\u0159el\u00edv\u00e1 do filmov\u00e9ho trh\u00e1ku, objedn\u00e1v\u00e1me si hranolky a hemenex. Vrchn\u00ed je mil\u00e1 a p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 nev\u0161edn\u00ed objedn\u00e1vku bez hnut\u00ed brvou. Jej\u00ed mu\u017esk\u00fd prot\u011bj\u0161ek se bohorovn\u011b rozvaluje u v\u00fd\u010depu a ob\u010das nato\u010d\u00ed pivo. Pod\u00e1v\u00e1 se zde obstojn\u00fd Hostan. V n\u00e1dra\u017ece se respektuje protiku\u0159\u00e1ck\u00fd z\u00e1kon, z\u00e1clony a zdi jsou ale je\u0161t\u011b nas\u00e1kl\u00e9 nikotinovou \u017elut\u00ed a od\u00e9rem. Absence popeln\u00edk\u016f a ku\u0159\u00e1k\u016f p\u016fsob\u00ed podivn\u011b nepat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b, asi jako kdyby se hostinsk\u00fd rozhodl vysvl\u00e9knout.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/znojmo_happyend.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/znojmo_happyend.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"znojmo_happyend\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/znojmo_happyend.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/znojmo_happyend-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>J\u00eddlo n\u00e1m p\u0159inesou celkem rychle. Hemenex je znamenit\u00fd, hranolky mdl\u00e9. V\u011bt\u0161inu lok\u00e1lu st\u00e1le hypnotizuje obrazovka, na kter\u00e9 b\u011b\u017e\u00ed hollywoodsk\u00e1 klasika Apollo 13. Pomalu sp\u011bje k triumf\u00e1ln\u00edmu z\u00e1v\u011bru, kdy se zkou\u0161en\u00ed kosmonauti navrac\u00ed na domovskou planetu. <em>\u201eTo je kurva happyend!\u201c<\/em> h\u0159\u00edm\u00e1 pobaven\u011b hostinsk\u00fd. Trampov\u00e9 se usm\u00edvaj\u00ed a prob\u00edraj\u00ed konstrukci raketov\u00fdch motor\u016f. U stolu vedle dve\u0159\u00ed zat\u00edm p\u0159ibyl vyfe\u0161\u00e1kovan\u00fd chl\u00e1pek se zlat\u00fdm \u0159et\u011bzem a superschopnost\u00ed vyp\u00edt pivo za minutu. Na Nov\u011b se p\u0159edtitulkov\u011b rekapituluj\u00ed osudy postav Apolla a hostinsk\u00fd glosuje \u0161ablonovitost americk\u00e9 filmov\u00e9 produkce. My u\u017e ale miz\u00edme z doslechu a chv\u00e1t\u00e1me chytit spoj.<\/p>\n<p><em>*A nejsou to trampov\u00e9 jen tak ledajac\u00ed. Maj\u00ed dokonce <a href=\"http:\/\/lospinchudos.webnode.cz\/kalendar-akci\/\" target=\"_blank\">webovou prezentaci s fotkami z ml\u00e1d\u00ed<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?tag=mrybi\" target=\"_blank\">mrybi<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9365\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do proslul\u00e9 znojemsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edme posva\u010dit. \u201e\u017dralo\u010d\u00ed matka za\u00fato\u010d\u00ed v dvacet jedna dvacet!\u201c sd\u011bluje velk\u00e1 ploch\u00e1 televize a dramatick\u00e1 hudba v podkresu hezky kontrastuje s nevzru\u0161enou atmosf\u00e9rou v lok\u00e1le. Krom\u011b n\u00e1s se tam nach\u00e1z\u00ed pouze \u0161tamgast na baru a sta\u0159\u00ed trampov\u00e9.* Zat\u00edmco nov\u00e1ck\u00e1 upout\u00e1vka se p\u0159el\u00edv\u00e1 do filmov\u00e9ho trh\u00e1ku, objedn\u00e1v\u00e1me si hranolky a hemenex. 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