{"id":9426,"date":"2017-08-23T06:02:39","date_gmt":"2017-08-23T05:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9426"},"modified":"2017-08-23T07:09:34","modified_gmt":"2017-08-23T06:09:34","slug":"jerevan-nesnesitelna-lehkost-nedelniho-odpoledne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9426","title":{"rendered":"Jerevan: Nesnesiteln\u00e1 lehkost ned\u011bln\u00edho odpoledne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Autobusov\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Kilikia je z\u00e1\u017eitek samo o sob\u011b. V jeho nen\u00e1padn\u011b p\u016fvabn\u00e9 budov\u011b se snoub\u00ed v\u00fdchodn\u00ed slabost pro dekor s d\u016frazem na funkcionalitu. Kdysi p\u0159epychov\u00e1 dopravn\u00ed k\u0159i\u017eovatka je dnes sp\u00ed\u0161 ospal\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edstavem pro p\u00e1r mar\u0161rutek a jednu d\u016fchodkyni za p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ekou. N\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b jsou lemovan\u00e1 poz\u016fstatky opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch bister s logy coca-coly jako mementem zborcen\u00fdch podnikatelsk\u00fdch sn\u016f. Cestuj\u00edc\u00ed si v\u0161ak nemus\u00ed zoufat. N\u00e1dra\u017eka je hned naproti n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed hale a p\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00e1, jakou ji m\u00e1me r\u00e1di \u2013 s levn\u00fdmi hotovkami a famili\u00e1rn\u00ed obsluhou.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jerevan_13A.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jerevan_13A.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jerevan_13A\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jerevan_13A.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jerevan_13A-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>V brzk\u00e9m ned\u011bln\u00edm odpoledni lok\u00e1l nen\u00ed zrovna pln\u00fd, j\u00e1dro klientely tvo\u0159\u00ed taxik\u00e1\u0159i pop\u00edjej\u00edc\u00ed k\u00e1vu a jedna velk\u00e1 rodina, kter\u00e1 vy\u010dn\u00edv\u00e1 nejen halasnou z\u00e1bavou a ob\u0159\u00edmi porcemi. Od\u011bni do z\u00e1st\u011br, t\u00edlek a tlust\u00fdch pono\u017eek v pantofl\u00edch p\u016fsob\u00ed n\u011bjak nepat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b. Arm\u00e9ni si toti\u017e potrp\u00ed na eleganci. \u017deny by bez perfektn\u00edho makeupu a podpatk\u016f ne\u0161ly ani vyn\u00e9st odpadky a mu\u017ei nez\u016fst\u00e1vaj\u00ed pozadu. Saka a polobotky si obl\u00e9kaj\u00ed i pastevci v zapadl\u00fdch vesnic\u00edch, druh\u00fdm dominantn\u00edm stylem jsou luxusn\u00ed sportovn\u00ed soupravy (nejl\u00edp s logem BMW). Zaj\u00edm\u00e1-li v\u00e1s ale p\u016fvod on\u011bch stolovn\u00edk\u016f, co ve m\u011b probudili modn\u00ed policistku, tak v\u011bzte, \u017ee \u0161lo o bulharsk\u00e9ho byznysmena s rodinou.<\/p>\n<p>Nab\u00eddku j\u00eddla zaji\u0161\u0165uje tepl\u00fd pult s variac\u00ed karban\u00e1tk\u016f, \u0159\u00edzk\u016f a zelenin v nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u00faprav\u00e1ch, kdesi v rohu se kr\u010d\u00ed i \u0161pagety. N\u00e1poje se serv\u00edruj\u00ed pouze v lahv\u00edch, pivo je skv\u011ble vychlazen\u00e9 (jak jinak ne\u017e Kilikia, kter\u00e1 se va\u0159\u00ed opod\u00e1l) a nab\u00eddka nealka pestr\u00e1. Artiklem \u010d\u00edslo jedna je ov\u0161em arm\u00e9nsk\u00e1 k\u00e1va za bezkonkuren\u010dn\u00ed cenu 100 AMD (asi 5 K\u010d). Va\u0159\u00ed ji tu ve elektrifikovan\u00e9 d\u017eev\u011b, rychlovarn\u00e9 konvici s poctiv\u00fdmi n\u00e1nosy aromatick\u00e9ho l\u00f3gru. Interi\u00e9r je velkolep\u00fd a stroh\u00fd z\u00e1rove\u0148, honosn\u00e9 zlat\u00e9 z\u00e1v\u011bsy kontrastuj\u00ed se spart\u00e1nsk\u00fdmi d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdmi \u017eidlemi. V rohu je akv\u00e1rium ob\u00fdvan\u00e9 velkou \u010dernou rybou, jej\u00ed\u017e hlubok\u00fd pohled prozrazuje, \u017ee \u017eije u\u017e dlouho a zn\u00e1 mnoh\u00e9 strasti existence.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1hodn\u011b objev\u00edme tajnou zadn\u00ed m\u00edstnost plnou pro\u0161ediv\u011bl\u00fdch arm\u00e9nsk\u00fdch gentleman\u016f. Zda to byli ob\u011bdvaj\u00edc\u00ed \u0159idi\u010di, zedn\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd spolek nebo \u0161achov\u00fd krou\u017eek se u\u017e s jistotou nikdy nedozv\u00edme. Batohy nech\u00e1v\u00e1me u ochotn\u00e9 obsluhy a vyd\u00e1v\u00e1me se na pr\u016fzkum okol\u00ed. Zjistili jsme za v\u00e1s, \u017ee tam krom\u011b vrak\u016f minidod\u00e1vek a kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 scifi budovy obrostl\u00e9 b\u0159e\u010d\u0165anem nic nen\u00ed. Vyd\u00e1v\u00e1me se tedy lelkovat zp\u011bt na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed opanovan\u00e9 sta\u0159\u00edky, kte\u0159\u00ed se v kavkazsk\u00e9m ve\u0159ejn\u00e9m prostoru t\u011b\u0161\u00ed zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edmu respektu. Jeden z nich, z\u0159ejm\u011b m\u00edstn\u00ed k\u00e1po, s n\u00e1mi dru\u017en\u011b cvi\u010d\u00ed na\u0161i arm\u00e9nskou slovn\u00ed z\u00e1sobu \u010d\u00edtaj\u00edc\u00ed asi 10 polo\u017eek. S m\u00edrn\u00fdmi p\u0159echody do ru\u0161tiny n\u00e1m sd\u011bl\u00ed v\u0161echny podrobnosti o na\u0161em spoji a odkr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed za k\u00e1mo\u0161em, kter\u00fd se sna\u017e\u00ed lovit cigarety z v\u00fdhern\u00edho automatu. Je to devades\u00e1tkov\u00fd model s nevyzpytateln\u00fdm kovov\u00fdm chapadlem a stroj nad mu\u017eem drtiv\u011b zv\u00edt\u011bz\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159esto\u017ee \u010das plyne kr\u00e1sn\u011b pomalu, doba na\u0161eho odjezdu se nach\u00fdl\u00ed. Vyzved\u00e1v\u00e1me batohy a v\u0159ele lou\u010d\u00edme se s obsluhou, ukl\u00edze\u010dka mi chv\u00e1l\u00ed v\u00fdb\u011br \u017eivotn\u00edho partnera, proto\u017ee je vysok\u00fd a kr\u00e1sn\u00fd. Co si o tom mysl\u00ed schopenhauerovsk\u00e1 ryba, se u\u017e nikdy nedozv\u00edme. Ale nejsp\u00ed\u0161e nic.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?tag=mrybi\" target=\"_blank\">mrybi<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9426\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autobusov\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Kilikia je z\u00e1\u017eitek samo o sob\u011b. V jeho nen\u00e1padn\u011b p\u016fvabn\u00e9 budov\u011b se snoub\u00ed v\u00fdchodn\u00ed slabost pro dekor s d\u016frazem na funkcionalitu. Kdysi p\u0159epychov\u00e1 dopravn\u00ed k\u0159i\u017eovatka je dnes sp\u00ed\u0161 ospal\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edstavem pro p\u00e1r mar\u0161rutek a jednu d\u016fchodkyni za p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ekou. N\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b jsou lemovan\u00e1 poz\u016fstatky opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch bister s logy coca-coly jako mementem zborcen\u00fdch podnikatelsk\u00fdch sn\u016f. 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