{"id":9782,"date":"2018-01-03T18:20:30","date_gmt":"2018-01-03T17:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9782"},"modified":"2018-05-15T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2018-05-15T15:38:10","slug":"hulin-konzumuji-tedy-jsem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9782","title":{"rendered":"Hul\u00edn: Konzumuji, tedy jsem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eToto sou kurva sv\u00e1tky na pi\u010du. Bez sn\u011bhu&#8230;\u201c<\/em> st\u011b\u017euje si \u0161tamgast Jen\u00edk v hul\u00ednsk\u00e9m bufetu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1556\" target=\"_blank\">Ma\u0161inka<\/a>, kter\u00fd je \u2013 ano! \u2013 st\u00e1le v provozu. V kamnech p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b prask\u00e1 ohe\u0148, m\u011b v\u0161ak \u010dekaj\u00ed povinnosti. Zat\u00edmco host\u00e9 zab\u0159edaj\u00ed do hovoru o tom, \u017ee um\u0159el Rajko Dole\u010dek, nech\u00e1v\u00e1m si ujet sv\u016fj spoj ku Praze a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm do n\u00e1dra\u017eky, zn\u00e1m\u00e9 t\u00e9\u017e pod n\u00e1zvem bufet Otev\u0159eno.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><em>\u201eZubr Grand \u2013 oblo\u017een\u00e9 chleb\u00ed\u010dky \u2013 bagety \u2013 cukrovinky \u2013 pivo-limo nato\u010d\u00edme tak\u00e9 do kel\u00edmku \u2013 wi-fi zdarma.\u201c<\/em> Hul\u00ednsk\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka o klientelu bojuje jako m\u00e1lokdo. Zejm\u00e9na ten p\u0159edposledn\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dek na k\u0159\u00eddov\u00e9 tabuli je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd. Hul\u00edn toti\u017e pat\u0159\u00ed k t\u011bm ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00fdm stanic\u00edm, kde a\u0165 jedete odkudkoli kamkoli, na p\u0159estup v\u00e1m nikdy nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 mnoho \u010dasu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_021.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hulin_02\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9786\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_021.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_021-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eZ\u00e1kaz pr\u016fchodu restaurac\u00ed bez konzumace!\u201c<\/em> varuje n\u00e1pis hned v p\u0159eds\u00edni a p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 pocestn\u00e9mu, \u017ee si p\u0159es n\u00e1dra\u017eku m\u016f\u017ee zkr\u00e1tit cestu mezi prvn\u00edm a druh\u00fdm n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011bm. Pro\u010d by ale z\u016fstal jen u kr\u00e1cen\u00ed, kdy\u017e si uvnit\u0159 m\u016f\u017ee dop\u0159\u00e1t jeden\u00e1ctku Zubra za 25 korun \u010di maxichleb\u00ed\u010dek o korunu levn\u011bji. Konzumuji, tedy jsem, a porou\u010d\u00edm si chleb\u00ed\u010dky rovnou dva. <em>\u201e\u0160ak to sn\u00edte!\u201c<\/em> uklid\u0148uje m\u011b pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed, kdy\u017e marn\u011b hled\u00e1m tal\u00ed\u0159 ukryt\u00fd pod dv\u011bma rozlehl\u00fdmi kraj\u00edci veky.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201ePros\u00edmv\u00e1s, mohla byste to p\u0159epnout na \u00d3\u010dko? J\u00e1 se na to nemo\u017eu d\u00edvat,\u201c<\/em> vyk\u0159ikuje pan\u00ed od stolu uprost\u0159ed restaurace, kdy\u017e na TV Barrandov nasko\u010d\u00ed dnes ji\u017e legend\u00e1rn\u00ed po\u0159ad T\u00fdden s prezidentem. Rychl\u00e1 ekvilibristika s ovlada\u010dem v\u0161ak k\u00fd\u017eenou \u00falevu nep\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed. Na obrazovce se postupn\u011b objev\u00ed <em>Aladin<\/em> a <em>T\u0159i brat\u0159i<\/em>. U\u017e si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee tolik laskav\u00e9ho humoru nem\u016f\u017eu p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt, kdy\u017e tu pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed p\u0159elad\u00ed na <em>Dovolenou s And\u011blem<\/em>. Tahle \u010d\u00e1st mozku u\u017e mi na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed odum\u0159ela.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_08.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_08.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hulin_08\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_08.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_08-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTo je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, jak lidi vzpom\u00ednaj\u00ed na to, co bylo. Hlavn\u011b ti mlad\u00ed, co to neza\u017eili,\u201c<\/em> glosuje p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy \u00fadern\u00edk\u016f na rekreaci pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed. Rozen\u00e1 psycholo\u017eka. Jestli\u017ee v Hul\u00edn\u011b p\u0159ed p\u00e1r lety sh\u00e1n\u011bli serv\u00edrku, v psychotestech si vybrali dob\u0159e. J\u00e1 se zat\u00edm sna\u017e\u00edm \u010d\u00edst knihu <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/385312.The_Colors_of_Violence\" target=\"_blank\">The Colors of Violence<\/a> od indick\u00e9ho psychoanalytika Sudh\u00edra Kakara a tak n\u011bjak to do sebe v\u0161ecko zapad\u00e1. Dovolen\u00e1 s And\u011blem je toti\u017e tak trochu \u010desk\u00e1 odpov\u011b\u010f na Bollywood. Od Josefa Kemra hraj\u00edc\u00edho na lesn\u00ed m\u00fdtince na cello a\u017e po velk\u00e9 p\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e9 a tane\u010dn\u00ed fin\u00e1le.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201ePodle m\u011b dneska lidi nepos\u00edlaj\u00ed d\u011bti na t\u00e1bory, proto\u017ee na to nemaj\u00ed,\u201c<\/em> p\u0159ipojuje se k m\u00e9mu soukrom\u00e9mu rozboru d\u00edla pan\u00ed hospodsk\u00e1. <em>\u201eLidi maj\u00ed prachy. Maj\u00ed. Ale po\u0159\u00e1d pla\u010dou,\u201c<\/em> oponuje \u0161tamgast La\u010fa. Diskuse je sice vyost\u0159en\u00e1, le\u010d kultivovan\u00e1. Podobn\u011b jako v sousedn\u00ed Ma\u0161ince, ani zde je\u0161t\u011b nevym\u0159ela starosv\u011btsk\u00e1 galantnost \u2013 lid\u00e9 se navz\u00e1jem oslovuj\u00ed jm\u00e9nem, ale vykaj\u00ed si. <em>\u201eOno se nakonec nejedn\u00e1 o to, co se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, ale co se d\u011bl\u00e1,\u201c<\/em> p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 z televizn\u00ed obrazovky Gustav And\u011bl a jeho kolegov\u00e9 z ROH.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_051.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_051.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hulin_05\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9789\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_051.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_051-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Na TV Barrandov jede reklama na s\u00fdr President (jasn\u00e1 podprahovka!), \u010dili je op\u011bt \u010das p\u0159eladit jinam. Jingle jako z Kauflandu uv\u00e1d\u00ed sout\u011b\u017e <em>M\u00e1me r\u00e1di \u010cesko<\/em> na TV Prima: po\u0159ad, kter\u00fd spojuje v\u0161echny televizn\u00ed sout\u011b\u017ee v jedn\u00e9 a v\u0161echny celebrity na jednom m\u00edst\u011b. T\u00fdm Martina Dejdara se sourozenci Gond\u00edkov\u00fdmi a Noidem B\u00e1rtou zde bojuje proti t\u00fdmu Jakuba Pracha\u0159e s Romanem \u0160ebrle, jakousi holkou v triku s n\u00e1pisem BROOKLYN a n\u011bjakou malou star\u0161\u00ed pan\u00ed, kterou bohu\u017eel nedok\u00e1\u017eu identifikovat, nebo\u0165 zjevn\u011b ageistick\u00fd kameraman ji neust\u00e1le r\u00e1muje mimo z\u00e1b\u011br. Podobn\u011b na\u0161lapan\u00e9 je i slo\u017een\u00ed bagety 603 delikates od region\u00e1ln\u00edho producenta Josefa Posp\u00ed\u0161ila z Hole\u0161ova, kterou mi pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed oh\u0159\u00e1la v mikrovlnce.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eDouf\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u00e1s sout\u011b\u017e bav\u00ed, my se bav\u00edme skv\u011ble,\u201c<\/em> lou\u010d\u00ed se moder\u00e1tor, ne\u017e obsluha p\u0159elad\u00ed na Vra\u017edy v Midsomeru. J\u00e1 se lou\u010d\u00edm taky a pomalu m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm k v\u00fdchodu. Po\u010das\u00ed venku je jako na vra\u017edu. Nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 na sebevra\u017edu.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201e\u010clov\u011bk se nejv\u00edc otrk\u00e1 mezi ciz\u00edma lidma,\u201c<\/em> vysv\u011btluje mi je\u0161t\u011b na rozlou\u010denou La\u010fa, a ilustruje to na p\u0159\u00edkladech koleg\u016f z fabriky. <em>\u201eA proto chod\u00edm sem,\u201c<\/em> dod\u00e1v\u00e1 na z\u00e1v\u011br.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9782 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_011.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_011-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_021.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_021-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_031.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_031-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_041.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_041-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_051.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_051-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_061.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_061-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/hulin_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9782\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eToto sou kurva sv\u00e1tky na pi\u010du. Bez sn\u011bhu&#8230;\u201c st\u011b\u017euje si \u0161tamgast Jen\u00edk v hul\u00ednsk\u00e9m bufetu Ma\u0161inka, kter\u00fd je \u2013 ano! \u2013 st\u00e1le v provozu. V kamnech p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b prask\u00e1 ohe\u0148, m\u011b v\u0161ak \u010dekaj\u00ed povinnosti. Zat\u00edmco host\u00e9 zab\u0159edaj\u00ed do hovoru o tom, \u017ee um\u0159el Rajko Dole\u010dek, nech\u00e1v\u00e1m si ujet sv\u016fj spoj ku Praze a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm do n\u00e1dra\u017eky, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9782\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hul\u00edn: Konzumuji, tedy jsem&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[128],"class_list":["post-9782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-np"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9782"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9812,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9782\/revisions\/9812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}