{"id":9969,"date":"2018-09-12T07:07:20","date_gmt":"2018-09-12T06:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9969"},"modified":"2023-08-19T16:48:02","modified_gmt":"2023-08-19T15:48:02","slug":"ostrava-svinov-avarska-zjeveni-a-lamani-smazenek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=9969","title":{"rendered":"Ostrava Svinov: Avarsk\u00e1 zjeven\u00ed a l\u00e1m\u00e1n\u00ed sma\u017eenek"},"content":{"rendered":"

Od Stonehenge a\u017e po Velikono\u010dn\u00ed ostrov jsou po sv\u011bt\u011b rozeseta svat\u00e1 m\u00edsta, ze kter\u00fdch s\u00e1l\u00e1 mystika a t\u00e1hnou k nim davy poutn\u00edk\u016f. \u010clov\u011bk tam vylo\u017een\u011b c\u00edt\u00ed, jak kolem fun\u00ed dech bo\u017e\u00ed a v\u0161e vibruje skryt\u00fdm v\u00fdznamem. \u010ceskou odpov\u011bd\u00ed na Lhasu a Jeruzal\u00e9m dohromady je pochopiteln\u011b n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Ostrava Svinov.<\/p>\n

Sta\u010d\u00ed se jen pod\u00edvat, kde stoj\u00ed. Archeologov\u00e9 tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee nejd\u0159\u00edv st\u00e1l chr\u00e1m<\/a> a a\u017e po n\u011bm m\u011bsto, a svinovsk\u00fd n\u00e1dr tuhle teorii beze zbytku potvrzuje. Ve Svinov\u011b toti\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 m\u011bsto nen\u00ed, a n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed le\u017e\u00ed v neuchopiteln\u00e9m neprostoru mezi Hornbachem, d\u00e1lnic\u00ed a k\u0159ov\u00edm, v pr\u016fse\u010d\u00edku ley lines tramvajov\u00e9 trati z Poruby do centra, Odry a Severn\u00ed dr\u00e1hy Ferdinandovy. Mocn\u00e9 vibrace geomantick\u00e9 s\u00edt\u011b usm\u011br\u0148uj\u00ed kom\u00edny T\u0159ebovick\u00e9 elektr\u00e1rny, lihovaru<\/a> a tubusu nadzemn\u00edho parkovi\u0161t\u011b p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm, a stanice le\u017e\u00ed na prav\u00e9m pomez\u00ed sv\u011btla a temnoty. Vyje\u010f na sever a \u010dek\u00e1 t\u011b leda zmar, Bohum\u00edn, Katovice a Osv\u011btim, vyje\u010f na jih a spas\u00ed t\u011b P\u0159erov<\/a> a p\u0159\u00edsliby Jadranu<\/a>. \u0158\u00edmsk\u00e9 legie ostatn\u011b v\u011bd\u011bly co d\u011blaj\u00ed, kdy\u017e se na \u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed civilizace vyka\u0161laly n\u011bkde u Hranic na Morav\u011b. A stejn\u011b jako poutn\u00edci krou\u017e\u00ed kolem Kaaby, i ve Svinov\u011b m\u016f\u017eou hleda\u010di osv\u00edcen\u00ed v pr\u016fb\u011bhu dne rotovat mezi \u010dty\u0159mi n\u00e1dra\u017ekami, symboly ro\u010dn\u00edch obdob\u00ed, \u017eivl\u016f i z\u00e1kladn\u00edch kondiment\u016f ke\u010dupu, tatarky, ho\u0159\u010dice a maggi.<\/p>\n

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Prvn\u00edm zastaven\u00edm je n\u00e1dra\u017eka rann\u00ed, v ji\u017en\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti budovy, kterou snadno pozn\u00e1te podle z\u00e1suvek na 380 V a kabalisticky v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 otev\u00edrac\u00ed doby 5:30\u201317:30. Po zav\u00edra\u010dce se d\u00e1 p\u0159esunout kolem hladov\u00e9ho ok\u00fdnka a\u017e do du\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky a bufetu navr\u017een\u00fdch v osv\u011bd\u010den\u00e9 zoroasteri\u00e1nsk\u00e9 konstelaci Pizza Hut-Taco Bell, tj. dvou lok\u00e1l\u016f spojen\u00fdch jednou kuchyn\u00ed, panima a sortimentem. Buf\u00edk zav\u00edr\u00e1 u\u017e v sedm ve\u010der, ale zase to kompenzuje p\u0159\u00edjemnou bonusovou nab\u00eddkou sma\u017eenek, chleb\u00ed\u010dk\u016f, z\u00e1kusk\u016f a dal\u0161\u00edch chlazen\u00fdch lah\u016fdek, kde\u017eto centr\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka serv\u00edruje jen klasick\u00e9 hotovky a zav\u00edr\u00e1 a\u017e v deset. To prav\u00e9 Sanctum Sanctorum ov\u0161em poznaj\u00ed jen ti, kte\u0159\u00ed ani po des\u00e1t\u00e9 nemaj\u00ed dost a nebo jen cestou na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed se\u0161li z cesty za bludi\u010dkami. Na pl\u00e1ni mezi n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm a svinovsk\u00fdmi mosty toti\u017e stoj\u00ed nonstop hospoda u \u0160imka, lok\u00e1l opleten\u00fd histori\u00ed, legendami a spoustou umakartu.<\/p>\n

D\u0159\u00edv pr\u00fd v t\u011bch m\u00edstech st\u00e1vala vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00e1 kav\u00e1rna<\/a> a hostinec, a zkazky vypr\u00e1v\u011bj\u00ed, \u017ee tam nah\u00e9 serv\u00edrky rozv\u00e1\u017eely hav\u00ed\u0159\u016fm<\/a> pivo na voz\u00edc\u00edch. Dneska u\u017e jsou zlat\u00e9 \u010dasy uheln\u00e9ho rev\u00edru d\u00e1vno pry\u010d a jak kdesi komentuje anonymn\u00ed recenzent<\/a>, \u201eZa\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed “\u0160imek Svinov” se asi z\u0159\u00eddkakdy stane d\u011bji\u0161t\u011bm svatebn\u00ed hostiny, oslavy promoce \u010di romantick\u00e9 svatovalent\u00fdnsk\u00e9 ve\u010de\u0159e.\u201c<\/em> Co\u017e v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed, proto\u017ee aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed inkarnace \u0160imka m\u00e1 hlavn\u011b otev\u0159eno nonstop v\u010detn\u011b kuchyn\u011b. Sta\u010d\u00ed jen p\u0159ekonat hradbu debiln\u011b um\u00edst\u011bn\u00fdch dr\u00e1t\u011bn\u00fdch plot\u016f a \u010f\u00e1belsky hypnotick\u00fd vzor dla\u017eby na chodn\u00edku, nevl\u00e9zt do vedle stoj\u00edc\u00ed vietnamsk\u00e9 boudy s oble\u010den\u00edm a dovt\u00edpit se, \u017ee ten z\u00e1hadn\u00fd cluster unimobun\u011bk a plastov\u00fdch oken korunovan\u00fd om\u0161elou cedul\u00ed Zwettler nen\u00ed autobazar ani mauzoleum Lecha Kaczy\u0144sk\u00e9ho, ale skute\u010dn\u011b n\u00e1dra\u017eka.<\/p>\n

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Ve vyp\u00e1len\u00e9m letn\u00edm ve\u010deru na zahr\u00e1dce p\u0159ed vchodem chillila jen osam\u011bl\u00e1 romsk\u00e1 rodina a uvnit\u0159 dva \u0161tamgasti koukali na lehkou atletiku. Po chv\u00edli \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed se vyno\u0159ila i vrchn\u00ed a p\u0159edest\u0159ela Sofiinu volbu mezi Ostravarem a Avarem. Obezn\u00e1meni se stavem severomoravsk\u00e9 pivn\u00ed sc\u00e9ny jsme rad\u0161i dali p\u0159ednost hlu\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9mu le\u017e\u00e1ku za diskontn\u00ed cenu a \u0161li se taky vychillit ven i p\u0159esto, \u017ee interi\u00e9r umakartov\u00e9ho termiti\u0161t\u011b je p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b mnohem \u010dist\u0161\u00ed a \u00fatuln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e zevn\u011bj\u0161ek. A to v\u010detn\u011b unimo-z\u00e1chod\u016f, kter\u00e9 proh\u00fdbaj\u00edc\u00ed se podlahu kompenzuj\u00ed malebn\u00fdm v\u00fdhledem z ob\u0159\u00edho okna na cel\u00e9 p\u0159edn\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. \u0160imkovo men\u00fc nab\u00edz\u00ed klasickou paletu v\u00fdpe\u010dk\u016f a gul\u00e1\u0161\u016f, ale vegetari\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho sortimentu jen pom\u00e1lu, a tak jsme po krat\u0161\u00ed talmudsk\u00e9 debat\u011b (Je Ostravar vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed pok\u00e9mon\u00ed stadium Avara? Jsou Radegast s Ostravarem slezskou odpov\u011bd\u00ed na Plze\u0148 s Gamb\u00e1\u010dem? A vol\u00ed se \u0160imek stejn\u011b jako dalajl\u00e1ma?) svatost\u00e1nek opustili a \u0161li vyzkou\u0161et v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd bufet v n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed budov\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eSpravedlnost neexistuje,\u201c<\/em> konstatoval tam jeden z dvojice bufet\u00edc\u00edch \u010dundr\u00e1k\u016f a vyb\u011bhl na vlak, ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nebylo tak zle a jako Kristus rozmno\u017eil chleby, i pan\u00ed bufet\u00e1\u0159ka v jedn\u00e9 sma\u017eence vy\u010darovala dva ho\u0159\u010dic\u00ed mazan\u00e9 kraj\u00edce p\u0159ipl\u00e1cl\u00e9 na sob\u011b, mo\u017en\u00fd z\u00e1zrak nebo jen lok\u00e1ln\u00ed pokus o Big Mac. I kdy\u017e jsme se u\u017e v bufetu dlouho neoh\u0159\u00e1li, Svinovsk\u00e9 silo\u010d\u00e1ry p\u0159itahuj\u00ed vlaky ze v\u0161ech stran, a tak je tu slu\u0161n\u00e1 \u0161ance, \u017ee se do m\u00edstn\u00edch okultn\u00edch myst\u00e9ri\u00ed brzo pono\u0159\u00edme znovu. Pokud u\u017e jste taky u \u0160imka do\u0161li osv\u00edcen\u00ed, m\u016f\u017eete n\u00e1m sem do koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f sypat va\u0161e z\u00e1\u017eitky a etnografick\u00e9 post\u0159ehy z tohoto fascinuj\u00edc\u00edho poutn\u00edho m\u00edsta.<\/p>\n